whats it all about? i dont give a crap!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

What a night!

Yes folks Rufus Wainwright did it again last night! He blew Hammersmith Apollo away with his beautiful voice and truly heartfelt lyrics. He sang each song as if it were his last and just made me fall ever so slightly more in love with him but the true star of the show had to be the lovely Paul! What a day and night he had. Bless him! He was so nervous, excited and ever so slightly drunk by the time he was due on stage but he delivered a fantastic performance and got a massive response. Now the boo news, I had been asked to catch the whole thing on his video camera phone but due to excitement and actual stupidity i kinda did it wrong! I am sure someone else will have recorded it and will slap it on youtube for all to see, I would not blame him for wanting to slice my head off and have it mounted above his rufus cd collection.

Here is the picture of their fabulous performance



The after show party was great fun, Dan Gillespie Sells from The Feeling was stood next to us at the bar and Neil Tennant was not only there but congratulated Paul quite a few times on his performance but dizzy bladder filled me went to the loo and totally missed Rufus' cameo at the party - boo!! Anyways, i had a great night and think i may have to go Rufus cold turkey for a while as it's all taking over my life.

Right that's it for a while i am off on holiday tomorrow to Tenerife so i shall be back blogging on the 8th November just 2 days before i turn 31!!

Have fun

xx

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

God i have been crap at keeping this thing up to date lately!

so before i go on and on i better spank a hottie all the way into my boudoir - I still aint watching those TV channels but friends have suggested that this guy should get a place so here we go, He is starring in the BBC drama "Spooks" at the moment and is simply divine - it's Rupert Penry Jones





The weekend was fun, Saturday i spent the day with a rather lovely man but am not going to go into that too much, just to say that there was a whole lot of drinking going on and it was great fun. Sunday morning had a gorge american breakfast before heading into town for yet more drinking!!

This week is majorly exciting for 2 reasons, firstly i am off to continue my Rufus Wainwright obsession tonight at the Hammersmith Apollo with Oliver, Dan and Paul, to make it that lil bit more exciting Paul has been selected to perform the spoken word part of the song "between my legs" on stage with Rufus!! I am very jealous but dead chuffed for him as he is a HUGE fan. A full review here tomorrow!

On thursday i am leaving on a jet plane... to Tenerife, yes me and Oliver are jetting off to exploit the last bit of sun that we can find so that hopefully i will have some sort of a tan for my birthday next week. Oliver booked the holiday with Throb holidays and we are staying in Puerta De La Cruz, I really thought that i could not get any gayer and then throb entered my life!

I see that Charley from this years "Big Brother" is on the front of Heat Magazine talking abut being attacked outside the Embassy nightclub in London. Now i am totally against violence and no one deserves a beating like the one she got but i do have to say that London girls are classy, The girl pulled her to the floor by her weave and proceeded to kick nine shades of shit out of her without taking her ciggy out of her mouth - there's a gift!

Apparently my lack of TV channels at the moment has led me to miss a classic! Brian Dowling (winner of big brother 2) was on celebrity family fortunes this weekend, when asked to name a type of bean he answered "Les-Bean" aka Lesbian. Check it out on you tube!

Anyways i am so excited about seeing Rufus tonight i can no longer type so have a good day and i will be back tomorrow

xx

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Have you been worrying desperately as to my whereabouts? No? well sod ya then!

I have been in Sheffield since before the weekend and have only just landed back onto the beautiful shores of Kings Cross. My trip back home was so great, i headed straight for my parents on thursday as it was my mother's birthday the day before, the journey back to their house from Sheffield used to be such an arduous task when i was younger but now i realise more and more everytime just how stunning it is especially this time of year when the trees are such an astounding array of colour.

Friday afternoon i headed back into Sheffield to prepare myself for the fun evening ahead. Yes it was Rufus time again! His "Release the Stars" tour hit Sheffield City Hall and i went along with the lovely Dan and the delightful Emma. Rufus as ever was in stunning form and even though i had seen a very similar show at the Old Vic earlier this year - he still managed to blow me away.

In desperate need of a drink after the show me and dan headed up to Sheffield University for their subtly named gay night "Climax". Fun was had, drink was drunk and dancing was atrocious, thankfully there were not the usual displays of orange faces and mullet hair do's which saved Dan from having to hold my hair back.

Saturday involved more drinking which culminated in me going to a Wetherspoon's pub whilst the rugby was on!!! I know i may as well cut my gay card into 8 pieces and send it back! I was actually meeting a group of friends that i had not seen in 10 years!! I had a great night and we even made it to the indie night at the leadmill - possibly my favourite club in Sheffield, that place holds a lot of memories and drunken dancing/falling over.

Sunday was spent mainly with the gays, had a gorge sunday lunch at my friend Paul's house and then went to see the pixies (not the band, my friend Kerri's 2 adorable lil boys!) they are far too cute for their own good and reading them a bedtime story was the perfect way to end the weekend.

Now i am back in the London and the weather is dreary but the week is looking good, I even had myself one of those dates with a man last night!!

Quite a few shallow things have happened in celeb world this week and although i am not usually one to comment i simply can't resist - those 2 plastic faced wannabe freaks from Big Brother - Chanelle and Ziggy (barbie and ken with less charisma) are now engaged apparently! god forbid that one would suggest that its a huge publicity stunt or that they just want OK! Magazine to pay for a massive party and then pay for their exclusive honeymoon break up story. Talentless fuckwits who are raping my eyes with their insepid lilttle lives!

Now - Kerry Katona, what are we going to do with you? You went on GMTV last week clearly off your nut and have spent the last week giving interviews about that interview. Your contribution to the development of our society never fails to overwhelm me. I know you have had a tough life, i read about it on the back of that book you are ramming down chav's throats. You also recently slagged off Victoria Beckham, who the hell are you??? At least she is a Spice Girl, you were not even good enough to last the distance with Atomic Kitten - a girl band that were picked by using 3 ejector seats at the checkout in Asda.



J.K Rowling has outed Dumbledore from the Harry Potter books as a homosexual! She has called him a brave and brilliant man who loved other men, she created him so she can decide what happens to him. Hope my mother doesnt start thinking the same, I can do many, many things but heterosexuality is not one of them. I think its really positive that this particular "outing" could start a lot of hopefully positive dialogue about sexuality with young people.

I am quite moist at the moment for a whole barrel of different reasons including my upcoming holiday and birthday celebrations but also becuae it has just been announced that the love of my life - Danny Dyer is going to be in the Harold Pinter play "The Homecoming" at the Almeida Theatre from 7th February next year. I am not sure how i will contain myself seeing him in the flesh, can you throw pants during pinter?




This week i heard about a film that has just been released on DVD that sounds like it could have been my new favourite film. It's called Poltergay and is about a straight couple who move into a random old house totally unaware that the basement used to be a gay disco in the 70's until an unfortunate incident with a foam machine electrocuted all the gays! Now they haunt the house attempting to convert the husband to a man on man way of life. Sadly i have now discovered that the film is french so they take it a bit too seriously. This film is begging for a re-make now ish!! Get me Tom Cruise's agent!!




Regular blogging will be restored tomorrow with the boudoir boy back where he belongs.

xx

Thursday, October 18, 2007

I usually love Ellen Degeneres, She is definitely one of America's funniest women and her coming out of the closet inspired me so much. I have followed her career through the up's and downs and it has to be said that this year had been a good one for her. Her chat show has been doing better than ever in the ratings and her oscar hosting was a success but over the last week she has really put my love for her to the test.

Here is the story for those of you that are not as obsessed with celebrity as me, Ellen and her girlfriend Portia De Rossi decided they wanted a puppy so they went to a rescue home and found a very cute dog called Iggy. She then spent an entire 10 days getting the dog treated and trained (yeah cos that only takes 10 days in celeb world) - anyways they bring the dog home and it just didn't get on with the cats that Ellen already had so she gave the dog to her hairdresser's little girls. All seemed well until the rescue home called Ellen to check on how little Iggy was doing, she explained that it had not worked out and she had given him away. The rescue home then went onto say that when she got Iggy she had signed a contract - if it didn't work out with her Iggy had to be returned to the rescue home.



Ellen has now gone on her show 2 days in her row telling the story of how the home went to collect Iggy and took him away from the 2 little girls, each time this story is told she breaks down in tears and due to her massive celebrity status she has now inspired (completely mental) people to send death threats and arson threats to the rescue home.

I hate to be a nasty bitch but maybe she should just have read the contract! She is a huge star and has a net worth of $65 million, does she not read things before signing? if i had that kind of cash i would be a little bit more careful! She has manipulated her celebrity so badly this week - sort it out girl!!

xx

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Hey,

Well its midweek, the sun has decided to show its face at last - it's been a good week, it's also been a skint week which has meant that my unlimited cinema card has come in very handy. The first film i saw this week was the critically acclaimed "Counterfieters" - the film is the true story of Salomon Sorowitsch who in 1936 was the toast of the Berlin underworld, he was known as the king of counterfieters with the talent of an artist and the temperament of a con man. He is eventually arrested and sent to Mauthausen concentration camp, the film is the story of how his talents are exploited in a massive counterfeit operation designed by the Nazi's to flood the enemy economy, Known as "Operation Bernhard", it is to this day the largest operation of it's kind in history with British pound notes forged to the amount of £130 million.

As you may imagine this is a very bleak film, the intensity of the operation is put across extraordinarily effectively and simply. This is a remarkable film with exceptional performances and I highly recommend seeing it before it disappears to make way for more American brain dead crap.

The second film i have seen this week is "Control" directed by Anton Corbijn. The film is the story of Ian Curtis, lead singer of the band "Joy Division" starring newcomer Sam Riley as Curtis and Samantha Morton as his wife Deborah. I loved this film! i don't know Joy Divisions music very well apart from "Love will tear us apart" but the story is fascinating on many scales from setting up the band and getting a deal with the late, great Tony Wilson through to Curtis' battles with Epilepsy and the breakdown of his marriage. In this his debut acting performance Sam Riley is brilliant, he does all the singing and his beautiful eyes convey so much feeling that you are drawn to his character even when he is hitting rock bottom. Samantha Morton delivers a great, understated performance and shines in the last half hour. Ian Curtis hanged himself in 1980 and the remaining members of Joy Division went on to form New Order. Again a great film with excellent music and fantastic performances.



Those delightful haters at the Westboro Baptist Church are on trial this week for picketing a soldiers funeral. Albert Snyder claims that protesters from the Kansas-based anti-gay group destroyed his only chance to bury in peace the son he lost in Iraq. The picketers, who had carried signs with messages such as “Thank God for dead soldiers,” have said that they were trying to oppose gays in the military. Sadly the majority of the charges against the church have been dismissed by the judge. At the civil trial set to begin Monday in federal court, the jury will be able to consider whether Westboro Baptist Church is liable for an intentional infliction of emotional distress based on the message from its members' signs. The judge also will allow jurors to decide whether the Snyder family's expectation of privacy at Matthew Snyder's funeral was violated by the church members' protest.




In gay gay gay news - Kylie attended the premiere of her new documentary in Leicester Square last night, ooh shiny dress, pretty girl!!



that's all for todays gay news

esca-later

xx

Monday, October 15, 2007

what a lovely weekend!

I am feeling awake on a monday for the first time in a long time - this weekend has been fun! On saturday i spent the day with Paul, It was a pretty nice day so we had a long walk along the south bank and popped into the Tate Modern to see the new installation - Doris Salcedo's Shibboleth, to put it bluntly it's a crack in the floor the travels winds its way the length of the turbine hall, it goes all the way down to the foundations of the building. At first i stood there looking at it, not sure what to make of it but reflecting on it has made me think that it was quite stunning, instead of filling the hall with sculptures or light installations like so many before, the artist has made us see the space in a totally different way and shifted our attention to where we would never think to look. The sybolism of the crack could mean many things to many different people but ripping something apart that has been there for so long is extremely powerful.

The rest of the day was spent along the thames, having drinks on a boat that made us both feel slightly fragile and then a swift one in the retro bar before i had to head out to Ealing to see Oliver tread the boards in "A funny thing happened on the way to the forum" - it was quite good, reminded me of carry on and the farce that Victoria Wood jokes about in her "An Audience with" - whoops there go my bloomers! it was the last night of the play so there was a party after with lots of drink so i woke up in Ealing yesterday feeling fragile but ready to go and get home for a scrub before going to work at 2!

Am off to the cinema tonight in an attempt to save some cash! Either going to see "Michael Clayton" or "The Counterfieters" - both look quite depressing but hey thats what mondays are for.

I am so excited about seeing Rufus Wainwright on friday in Sheffield, i have literally been listening to him all weekend - the great thing about him is that i dont skip any tracks as they are all pretty amazing, i shall probably be listening to him all week, by the time it gets to friday i shall be a complete wreck, i think i may scream when he comes on and possibly cry a little.

xx

Friday, October 12, 2007

Clever Madonna!

After 24!! years with Warner Bros Madonna has severed ties with the company and signed a $120 Million 10 year deal with Live Nation, the deal means Madonna will be recording 3 more studio albums and definitely touring again. This deal just shows the true business mind of our glorious leader - she will now be able to tap into endorsement deals, concert ticketing and merchandising, it looks like her £325 million fortune might be having a slight increase pretty soon, that's my girl!!

Well it's that time again where i delve into the bizarre requests and questions on the sheffieldforum site - i have done this before, who could forget the person who was wondering where they could buy orange juice in Sheffield! Here are a few recent insightful brain farts -

1. Has anyone lost a sheep?

2. Looking for a light bulb in sheffield - there obviously will never be one above your head going ping with inspiration - try a LIGHT shop

3. Where can i buy A2 paper?

4. What time does poundland in Meadowhall open? Who cares? i don't think they do early morning bargains

It appears that one of the gay bars in Sheffield had halloween early this year judging by this picture from their gallery, well not so much halloween, more like thursday really.




How very dare i slag off the city that raised me into the man i am today? because it's so easy. I shall be back there next week for a few days, not only am i seeing the lovely Rufus but i am also going to check out the Climax gay night at Sheffield University which has apparently had a bit of a makeover. I used to work behind the bar at the student union in Sheffield many years ago so it holds a special place in my heart.

Whilst i am in Sheffield i have also managed to organise a little reunion!! Thanks to the wonder of facebook i have got in touch with people that i have not seen for about 7 or 8 years so we are all hitting the town next saturday for a few beers and a gossipy chin wag!!

Now apparently there is like some big rugby thing going on this weekend that we are all supposed to care about, alas i could not care less and even though i love rugby players and would ideally like to be the bar of soap at the end of each match, the game itself means nothing to me - apologies to heterosexual men you may want to scroll past this next bit quite fast - naked rugby players alert!!!!




god men are just great aren't they!!!.......as a concept!

THE IMAGINARY MEN OF PIPPY'S BOUDOIR

This man is pretty much perfect, he has the best cheekbones i have ever seen, his smile is gorgeous and he has that ability to play both charming gent and rough/ready lover! He is on TV at the moment starring in "The Tudors" on BBC2, not that i have seen it but apparently there is lots of gratuitous nudity which lets face it - is never a bad thing! It's Jonathan Rhys Meyers!!










Have a great weekend

xxx

Thursday, October 11, 2007

This is getting ridiculous!

I don't know how to feel!! Part of me is trying to avoid every single story about the new Sex and the City movie but i just can't help myself from drooling over the pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker back in the heels - where she belongs! Look up fierce in the dictionary and this picture will be giving you a bitch of a look!!




My mood has lifted this week thanks to the sun coming out to play! I also managed loads of sleep last night which meant i had a spring in my step this morning. Also i am not drinking this week as my beer gut is worrying me, i think maybe it has been keeping me awake at nights, well that and dreaming i was now part of girls aloud and worrying that my manager would not give me time off to go on tour with them. Thinking about it that band needs a gay man in there, they most definitely need to get rid of that corpse faced ginger one - i often wonder if she is confused when she is on stage, she always looks like she should be scanning a a tin of baked beans.

The Sugababes have a new album out, i have always had a soft spot for them, they are a girl group with actual talent but you can totally tell that the original member Keisha is captain of the bitch boat. The new poster advertising the album has her in the middle glaring out at all and sundry with the other 2 looking like her prison ho's - i bet she punches both of them in the face on a regular basis (ALLEGEDLY)




It turns out that there are gays in Iran, i wrote recently that the president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had said at a conference in New York that in his country there were no homosexuals but he was taken out of context. Thank goodness and i am sure they are all having a lovely time and are very well looked after, bring on iran pride!

The weekend is nearly upon us and there are a few plans going down!! During the day on saturday i am going to attempt tom actually get out into this fair old city and do something cultural or relaxing - a gallery/museum or just a stroll round a park? Then in the evening i am off to the theatre to see my girl Oliver in the last night of his run in "A funny thing happened on the way to the forum".

Sunday i am working again but it should be fun and then next week is very busy but i shall again be living for the weekend as i am going home for a few days, yes Sheffield here i come, more importantly Rufus Wainwright here i come!!! yay its that time again, I am seeing him twice in the next couple of weeks and am sure that he will be simply delicious as always!!

I am letting out little bts of wee about tomorrow's boudoir boy!! you shall have to wait and see! i shall just say its the perfect mixture of cheekbones, fit body and a rather sizeable appendage that could knock me across the room!

Laters

xx

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Wet, Wet, Wet!

Sorry for the blogging delay but i have been tres busy! The weekend was pretty chilled considering! On friday night i went to a party at my friend James' house which was lots of fun, lots of drinks were consumed and i did actually get to enjoy myself in the company of a man!! yes indeedy dust off the cobweb's i am back!! The morning after was quite painful but thanks to a delicious bit of bacon and eggs i was back in the room! Nursing a hangover does require mind dead tv and thankfully there was lots to go around, the hangover highlight had to be "The Sarah Silvermen Show", it is so politically incorrect and completely innappropriate! its fantastic!!



After gathering my dignity and self respect off the floor i had to go to work, yes working on a saturday, it was all good fun though that was followed by a few drinks before having an early night and getting some much needed sleep, Sunday was a mega lazy day of watching loads of episodes of "Roseanne" which has to be one of my favourite sitcoms of all time. I managed to find loads of old videos that are just filled with episodes. I always used to idolise the character of Darlene played by Sara Gilbert, her one liners were fantastic and helped me through those difficult teenage years. I think she also persuaded me to wear black all the time and attempt vegetarianism which actually lasted about 4 years until i smelt bacon one day and have not looked back since.



Yesterday was one of the most random days i have spent in this fabulous city. We had a team building day at work which consisted of a treasure hunt around central london, so we split into teams of 6 and set to it, did i mention that t was chucking it down and we were wearing plastic ponchos and we were connected by a length of rope, it was hilariously funny.




There were tasks we had to complete along the way which included getting a calling card from a phone box (there are going to be a lot of pre-op transsexual prostitutes getting very little business this week thanks to us! we also had to get our photo taken with a famous person or a look a like, we did see a gary glitter look a like near charing cross but didnt fancy telling him he looked like a paedophille and as for the guy that looked like Fred West....

It was a great day and even though we all got soaked, i had a great laugh and thanks to many drinks in the pub afterwards i am now feeling ever so slightly fragile! The rest of the week is going to be quite quiet which is essentially what i need, i aint been sleeping at all well and need to catch up on those zzzz's

xx

Friday, October 05, 2007

well the weekend is upon us again and the sun is shining so i am smiling. Plans this weekend are a tad sporadic which is all a bit boo!! Tonight i am off to a birthday party which sounds quite sedate but i am imagining a train wreck of a hangover tomorrow which will not be welcome at all as i am working tomorrow afternoon - yes me working at the weekend, its working, its weekend, its madness - its working at the weekend madness!!

Saturday night is a mystery! Sunday i am hoping to spend the day in the cinema with my friend Dan, i just need a chilled out day that does not involve drinking! last night i went for a quick beer after work and then got home and drank a bottle of wine - silly boo! drinking on my own is never a good idea, it always leads to a rather bizarre depression that i usually decide to feed with either depressing music or a depressing film - so last night i should have know i was heading for trouble when i reached for the film "Truly, Madly, Deeply" in my dvd collection. It's an excellent film even if Juliet Stevenson's snot has a leading role! It's a beautiful film but probably not the best thing to watch in my current state of mind.

Anyways it's a slow day for thoughts today so i shall bust open my boudoir doors!

THE IMAGINARY MEN OF PIPPY'S BOUDOIR

Why i have not slipped this man in before is beyond me, he has the whole package, amazing fit body, gorgeous face and beautiful smile, I do love those rugby players!! It's Ben Cohen - scrumptious!!





have a fierce weekend

xx

Thursday, October 04, 2007

My love life is destined to be splashed all over the London Paper but sadly in that desperate section where people say "you = bad acne and an orthapedic shoe, me = dribbling on the northern line, lets hook up". Last night i went to the cinema and afterwards i popped into Mcd's to grab a burger and was eyed up by this rather lovely business man type, we glanced, then glanced further, i left, turned back and he was still looking, why didn't i say something? because i apparently would rather be one of those old gay men who sits on their doorsteps telling anyone who walks past that if it wasn't for me Madonna would be nothing!!

The film i had been to see was "A Mighty Heart" starring Angelina Jolie and the lovely Dan Futterman. The film is the true story of Daniel Pearl who was kidnapped and murdered in Karachi, Pakistan in 2002. Angelina Jolie plays his wife Marianne, her performance is astounding, the claustrophobic atmosphere created by the director adds to the traumatic feeling this film left me with, it's been a long time since i sat through the credits but it took me that long to get my thoughts together.

I love a good bitchy quote but never expected to read one from a 9 year old! - silver screen goddess Joan Fontaine wrote a will when she was 9 years old regarding what she would leave to her sister Olivia De Havilland who would in later life prove to ba a more successful actress -

"I bequeath all my beauty to my younger sister Joan, since she has none".

Fabulous!

xxx

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

In my ongoing quest to meet that special someone i have now enlisted the help of others, 2 hands are better then one in certain situations. My friend James has put a profile on the mysinglefriend website. This site is the brain child of one Sarah Beeny (property expert on channel 4) and basically what happens is a friend writes a profile describing how lovely and eligible you are, guys can then view this profile and message me and hopefully in the near future my mother will be buying a hat and dabbing her eyes at the civil partnership ceremony whilst saying "but i dont get it, they are both men!".

I love a good spoiler like the next gay but getting daily teasers about the "Sex and the City" movie is now perplexing me, i feel like i have seen most of the film already and it's not even out for another 7 months!! I shall of course be the most excited guy in London when it is released, i just hope i dont know every last word of the script before that day comes!

Facebook is getting strange, i am now getting the most random people asking to be my friends, there was this one girl at school who was such a beeeatch to me, she used to call me a queer and flicked a cigarette at my face once and now she wants to be friends!! I sent her a message asking why she wanted to be friends with me as i was still a queer, shortly after i got a message back apologising profusely, stating that she had lots of gay friends now! well skank you wont need another one will you! get out of the pool!!

Now shall i tell you what i want, what i really, really want? ok i will tell you what i want what i really, really want! well a ticket to see the Spice Girls would be nice! oh hang on, wait one lil minute - I GOT ONE!




Thanks to my friend Pete i am going to see baby, ginger, posh, scary and lesbian on the 4th of january! i honestly didnt think i was going to be in with a chance but somehow it worked out. i never managed to see the Spice Girls the 1st time round and lets face it, they did not do that much touring but i am sure it will be fanatstic!!

xx

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

It's my 200th blog post!!!

Am i getting prudish in my old age?

I was reading on the pink news website about the annual Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, its a celebration of sadomasochism for the gay community. The site states that guys walk round the streets baring their genitals on every street corner, orgies of men fellating and fondling each other. This is a recognised festival day and draws a massive crowd. I guess what concerns me is that for so long gay men have been seen as nothing more than promiscuous sexual beings, moving from one lover to the next with rarely any chance of a relationship in between.

A few months ago i was in a bar in London called 79 CXR on Charing Cross Road, admittedly it is quite a cruisy bar but going to the toilets was quite an eye opener for all the wrong reasons. It was like an orgy down there! Now luckily it takes a lot to shock me, i have been out for a long time and seen my fair share of filthy goings on but that bar is in central london, what if i had been a young gay man who had just been brave enough to take my first steps into a gay bar. In my head i would probably be going through all the awful things i had heard at school about gay bars and then to be faced with that!! It may have just slammed me back in the closet for quite a while. I know there are specific sex bars in London but the majority are not central tourist spots, i dont think i am prudish to want to go to the toilet and not be faced with intense man on man action.

Britney Spears has lost custody of her children and i have to say i am quite relieved! She is not in a healthy place at the moment and seems intent on letting the paparazzi have a field day with every mistake she makes. Imagine the dialogue over the last few months

where's mommy?

she's just gone to get her head shaved

where's mommy?

she is attacking that photographer with an umbrella

where's mommy?

she is in the kitchen eating adult smarties with adult water

where's mommy?

she is delivering a groundbreaking comeback performance tonight at the MTV awards

where's mommy?

she is crying and throwing furniture, we are not allowed to watch MTV anymore

where's mommy?

she has just driven into that car?

where's mommy's driving licence?

no really where is it?


Let's hope this is the wake up call she needed!!

I am off to the cinema this week but what to see, do i see Jodie Foster (she is part of the big gay family! ALLEGEDLY!) or George Swooney in his 5th (performance of his career" role?). Full review of whichsoever coming soon.

Sorry for the delay in the boudoir man but it's been a bowl full of crazy in my head lately!!

THE IMAGINARY MEN OF PIPPY'S BOUDOIR!

Well i thought he had disappeared off the radar but it turns out he has been cracking asia and working on his album, he has also been working on his pecs by the look of things! he is such a sweetie that i had to pop him in! It's Shayne Ward





toodles

xx