Oh yet again another age has passed between blogs!

Lots to report, firstly I went to Turku in Finland a couple of weeks ago to see the lovely Anna and Tony, had such a great time, the weather was stunning and Finland (or at least the bits I saw) is simply stunning, trees and lakes galore. We did loads whilst I was there, well mainly loads of drinking but barbecues and a great afternoon at the beach, swimming in the sea, discovering the joys of drinking on riverboats all day and a very well fed cruise to stockholm and back - all in all a great time was had, also the flight back was amazing due to a clear cloudless flight along the thames with the most beautiful views of the fair city of London.

A few days after returning I was working at V festival in Chelmsford, there were not as many workers this year so we had to work pretty hard so I missed quite a few of the acts that I wanted to see but managed to catch Lily Allen who was fantastic and had great songs for the stunning sunny weather, the highlights of the festival for me were pendulum who whipped the crowd into a bouncy frenzy, Keane who are always great live but the ultimate had to be lady gaga, it was pretty much impossible to actually see her due to the huge crowd but she sounded amazing!! Oasis lived up to their twatty form by cancelling their chelmsford headlining slot at the last minute which led to their wanker fans getting angry, violent and far too drunk, but hey I came back with a tan so I can forgive.

In other groundbreaking news - I kinda sorta have a boyfriend! yes after far too long spent single I have met a very lovely man called John who makes me smile a lot and is charming, kind, handsome and a gentleman, we have been seeing each other for a month and a half, I wanted to give it a bit of time to see if the inevitable dumping was going to happen but it seems we are equally as keen on each other, so at long last pippy will not be ranting about the lack of men in his life.

On to other men now and it looks like the new series of "Strictly Come Dancing" is going to be pretty hot with Rav Wilding from Crimewatch, Ricky Whittle from Hollyoaks, Joe Calzaghe all compreting, thank god for BBCiplayer! also Zoe Lucker aka tanya turner from "Footballers Wives"! It’s a shame that ITViplayer is so crap as I wont be able to watch much X factor this year but usually the best clips work their way onto youtube so will see there.

So Kerry Katona has been cautioned for drug posession, and judging by revent pictures of her nose it looks like she is going the same way as Daniella Westbrook in terms of her nose literally dissolving with excessive use of coke, whats happening to her children whilst all this is going on? it’s a sad state of affairs and it seems she is refusing toask for any kind of help, we all saw it coming, where is her ex brian mcfadden? all I ever see is pics of him and delta goodrem looking loved up, seems like the kids would look better in that picture for the time being.

Also have been catching up with "What Katie Did Next" on ITV2, this is the documentary that follows Katie Price after her split with Peter Andre, I have to say she is not coming across very well and although its to be expected that she appears all fiesty and non-plussed by the split, it would be nice if she managed to show some emotion, a similar show focused on Peter Andre and he came across so much better, it also seems that most of Katie's staff like her manager etc seem to have disappeared into the world of Team Andre.

I am obviously getting old, this morning I woke up and popped Radio 2 on to listen to a bit of Terry Wogan, a genuinely funny and charming breakfast dj, who plays records and keeps the conversation pleasant he is also not fat so therefore preferable to lardy ass moyles but then my heart sank when he announced that he would be stepping down at the end of the year to be replaced by Chris Evans - I don’t mind Evans he has got his act together since moving over to Radio 2 but you cant beat Terry.

This last weekend I was in Blackpool for my friend Danny's 30th birthday, had a great time and don’t think I have laughed that much in ages but Blackpool is such a shithole, its like stepping back time, the stuff on sale in some of the shops is truly shocking, I cant bring myself to talk about some of it as its that offensive. I also thought it would be cheap and cheerful but some of the pints were more expensive than London!! I can only presume we were partly paying for the drag queen's electrolysis, boy did he need it, you could have pulled a comb through his back!!

I am slowly becoming addicted to twitter, I don’t put anything on there myself, I just legally stalk celebrity's, some of the people on there are hilarious and also totally innapropriate, Sarah Silverman is a twitter genius - here are just a few of her posts

misogynistic humor offends me because some of my best friends are cunts.

I look forward to a day when Hollywood finally writes good roles for babies.

I like to think of diarrhoea as "fun shit

Watched a 7 year old boy torture a pigeon today in MacArthur park. It was the performance art version of my week

Is gang rape one word or two? must know asap

I really wanna say "let's just agree to disagree" but there hasn't been a reason to. Now I know what the holocaust must've been like.

When I say "I feel like an asshole" what I mean is, "I am in the mood for an asshole."

I changed a baby's diaper today and she had a totally shaved vagina. What a country!

What a fun day! Today was the best anniversary of my family's murder EVER!

Jesus had a beard. Her name was Mary

Thanks for a great weekend. I'll never forget the sweet magic of our passionate love making, you guys.

Hey, is it considered molestation if the child makes the first move? I'm gonna need a quick answer on this

a 60 yr old man talked to me all flirty and sexy and asked me if I "do coffee." My asshole clenched so hard I think I pulled it.

The dogs in the apartment next door have been going fucking apeshit for an hour. There better be a dead person in there.

Sorry, Poop -- my asshole is "entrance only."

Syntax question: Is the word, "guzzle" exclusive to jizz?

I am hoping to keep this blog up to date now but then again I have said that before, lets just see what happens

xx