Muchos apologies in the blog delay!!

Well I went to see Girls Aloud on friday with Pete and I have to say they were not as good as I expected them to be. I think this was mainly due to the horrific sound at the o2 arena. It kinda sounded like a tinny radio and don't tell me those girls can't sing!! Dare we forget watching each of them sing live every week in the run up to the formation of the band. They all looked fabulous and they did a great entrance but I was left feeling a bit blue.

After the show we hopped over to Walthamstow to see Kaz and Tolu and proceeded to get well and truly shitfaced, talking about everything and nothing. Cut to me waking up in their spare room and doing the walk of shame back home. Ran round the flat with my feather duster just in time for Tony arriving and bless him he had bought a fine selection of booze with him and had even been questioned by the man in Tesco about the way his lifestyle was going!! whats wrong with buying 4 cans of Kronenbourg, a half bottle of vodka and a bottle of rose wine?? A pre dinner tipple in my eyes.

I introduced Tony to the wonderful 1st series of Gavin and Stacey which thankfully was much enjoyed, We then headed over to the lovely Paul's to celebrate his birthday after collecting more drink on the way which included a can of red bull with a miniature bottle of Tequila poured in for the bus journey. After a few glasses there we headed over to the bizarre gay night aka Unskinny Bop, much fun was had by all and I ended up leading the people outside in a sing a long to "I know him so well" - I only remembered this the day after!! boo!!

Sunday was spent drinking pints slightly slower and pondering on life and shit. I have been quite ill since then....not all booze related, I had some wierd stomach bug thing that would not shift. I caught up on some dvd's including Martin Scorcese's "The Departed" - absolutely amazing film, Leo Dicaprio is genius in it and Jack Nicholson shines as always. I then watched "Deja Vu" starring Denzel Washington and Val Kilmer - it has to be the most confusing film I have ever seen! leaping back and forth in time in a ridiculous plot was just too much, I managed to get through it but my head hurt afterwards!

Well no sooner has Ellen Degeneres announced her wedding to girlfriend Portia De Rossi, the stupid people of America have started kicking off comparing gay marriage to polygamy, suggesting that announcing her wedding on air could lead to her top rated multi award winning show being cancelled but the classic stupid quote goes to.....Fox TV Overnight host Greg Gutfeld

"Ms Degeneres should keep her wedding plans to herself, it is the equivalent of discussing bowel movements on air"

hmm, like the bowel movement your mouth just made then Greg?

Also in big gay Californian marriages - Mr Solu of Star Treak fame aka George Takei has announced he is to wed his partner of 21 years Brad Altman - It would be far too easy to make some sexual innuendo laden star trek catchphrase here but I, for once, aint stooping that low.



Now Madonna - I have stuck with you through thick and thin, I have defended many of your career choices in the music industry, it is rare that i defend your film career mainly due to the fact that I am not made of steel. Now Madge I know as do many others that you have worked your body harder than I have worked bar men's nerves in Soho but honey I don't need to see it all, this will just not do!



I never thought it would happen but the great Ms Tina Turner is going back on the road, She is performing at the 02 arena and the Manchester Evening News Arena early next year. I have always loved Tina, thanks to my parents raising me on her music and recording her concerts etc, She may be getting on in years but I am sure her show will be amazing. I need to see this concert!!



Right bitches I have a launch to get to and that champagne won't drink itself

xx