Well Hello!!

I am feeling rather fab today! It's amazing what a good nights sleep can do for you. I am also off to the theatre tonight! Yes my darling friend Maria has snagged 2 free tickets for "Pygmalion" at the Old Vic - Am not sure what to expect, the reviews have been good and I know the story pretty well but what the heck, you don't get many free nights out in London so I am ready for this.

In hilarious showbiz news - that bowl full of crazy also known as Joss Stone has been causing a bit of a kerfuffle whilst visiting her family down south. She was back home for the baptism of one of her relatives, the family were pissed off due to her arriving half an hour late and this all resulted in a massive argument which ended with the demure Miss Stone head butting her brother...in church!! it's like an episode of "Shameless". Ah well at least she didn't damage anything that she regularly uses.




In hateful showbiz news, that stupid bint Fearne Cotton (who is frankly so perky I would gladly drive a nail through her head) is dating Steve Jones!! Now I know he is a bit too perfect and clean cut but he cuts a dashing figure! What is he doing with that runt?? I can never forgive her for saying "Go on the Madge!" after Madonna's Live 8 performance, there was really no need! Hopefully, like most celebrity relationships it will all be over before I have finished typing the next word.




In stupid showbiz news, Leona Lewis has been meeting with Topshop owner Philip Green to talk about launching her own fashion range. It's like, HELLO, what?? I am not in any way slagging Ms Lewis off, she has done amazingly well and there is no doubting her amazing voice and talent but what the fuck does she know about designing clothes? Has anyone seen her in anything but big flowing dresses during her big ballad performances? There are probably thousands of young people in this country who have spent years and cash going to fashion and arts colleges to get that first step on the fashion ladder with no doubt creative and groundbreaking ideas, Can the industry stop trying to grab a quick buck by getting the likes of Lily Allen and Leona to "design" clothes. I mean for fuck's sake a couple of years ago Leona was unemployed and lined up for a job at Gap, this does not bode well.



In America a guy has written a show about gay hate preacher Fred Phelps and his band of religious loony tunes! "The Pastor Phelps Project" is described as homophobia versus burlesque in a musical cabaret showdown. The writer, Alistair Newton has even written an open invitation to Phelps to attend the opening of the show. It's all very sarcastic, I think my favourite part of the letter goes

"You are so utterly loathsome, your ideas so mind-bendingly facile and your tactics so crassly ludicrous that you provide the perfect mirror to reflect the awesome stupidity of religious homophobia."

Obviously Phelps is not happy about this but then how can any man be happy whose new campaign is "Thank God for Improvised Explosive Devices," - I wish I was joking, Anyway - this is how Phelps responded

"The Pastor Phelps Project is a tacky bit of filthy sodomite propaganda, with no literary merit and zero redeeming social value, masquerading as legitimate theatre.

"It is of the fags, by the fags, and for the fags - designed only to mock the word of God and the servants of God. "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh; the Lord shall have them in derision." Psalms 2:4.

"God Hates Canada - Land of the Sodomites"

Canada here I come! Nothing like a bit of sodomy to go with my toast of a morning.



xx