There is a documentary tonight on BBC1 featuring John Barrowman called "The Making of Me" - where he asks many specialists and medical types the quesion "why am i gay?" - you could shorten that down really I always find myself looking at John Barrowman and simply asking "why?"

why are you a twat?

why do you have the same exaggerated laugh as Tom Cruise?

why are you obsessed with carry on style humour?

why do you never shut up about the size of your penis?

why do you repeat words 3 times?

why? why? why?