Warning!! For the next few months this blog is going to go slightly Madonna crazy, like even more than it is now - not only has her "je suis fatty gay" brother blabbed all about her in a trashy book but she is roaming the streets of New York with her family in tow to put out the message that all is well in the Ritchie household.....erm I beg to differ though - who the fuck put her son in a pair of crocs?? I would rather do a shit on my feet than wear those things! Oh and there is the small matter of her new single "Give it to me" out this week and her world tour starting next month.




Amy Winehouse's media whore dad has said that if anyone gives her drugs or even a single cigarette she could do serious damage to her health so if you see Amy down Camden just remember one thing - hugs not drugs!! Here she is yesterday at her lawyer's office obviously taking her dad's advice.



Here is a picture of Jason Statham, he has not done anything of interest lately but would you just look at him! hot damn!




I wish the media would stop putting the words paedophille and gay together! 2 policemen who happen to be in a gay relationship have gone on trial accused of keeping child porn under their bed. Let's get this reporting right shall we, these guys, if convicted are paedophilles, the fact that they are gay has no impact whatsoever. Paedophillia is not a sexuality and the majority of child porn cases and child abuse cases involve heterosexual men with families. I often deliver training on raising awareness of gay issues and the "link" between gay sexuality and child abuse comes up regularly - It is not something I want to talk about but thanks to the media's unnecessary focus I find myself explaining the difference all the time.

I am off to the University of Sheffield's gay night on friday but beforehand the gay bar "The Lion's Lair" is hosting a Blackout party, basically all the lights will be turned off and people will have glow sticks and glow body paint to find their way around - all seems rather strange and slightly unsettling - firstly half the guys in Sheffield wear so much fake "orange" tan that you would have no trouble finding them in a nuclear wipe out and secondly you could actually get off with one of the orange mullet wielding freak shows without even knowing it!! eeeewwwwww!!! Imagine the pippy horror when the lights come back on and this is staring back at you saying "alright love, dya wanna come back to me maisonette ont manor estate or what?



TAXI!!!!

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