Well people in the glamorous business that we call show, there is no rest for the fabulous so tonight I am off to watch "Friday night with Jonathan Ross" being filmed. His guests this week are Andrew Lloyd Webber, John Barrowman and Marky Mark Wahlberg. There is a rather rude link between these 3 stars. Lloyd Webber's ex wife Sarah Brightman famously disclosed on the Graham Norton show that Lloyd Webber had a very big willy, John Barrowman talks about his rather sizeable schlong all the time and Mark Wahlberg played Dirk Diggler in the movie "Boogie Nights" and Diggler's meat and 2 veg could have been a solo harvest festival! A full report tomorrow.

As I mentioned earlier this week I went to see the band "Scouting for Girls" at the Shepherd's Bush Empire, they played most of their debut album including a bonus track that any heteosexual man in his mid to late 20's/early 30's will be able to relate to, it is a unrequited love song to the TV presenter Michaela Strachan who set many boy's hearts and groins a flutter. I have to admit as a flaming mo I felt slightly left out of the passion of this song, thankfully with a slight re wording I have managed to come up with a version better suited to me. Michaela was not the only hottie on "The Really Wild Show", no I am not talking about Terry Nutkins but the rather lovely Chris Packham - this about sums my childhood feelings for him



I turned on the telly
When i got home from school
He was there in his wellies
And a yellow cagoule
You opened my eyes
To the birds and the bees
I loved you so
My really wild show
On the BBC

Mr Chris Packham you broke my heart
Mr Chris Packham you tore me apart
Mr Chris Packham you broke my heart
When I was twelve

It aint gonna happen
For me and the Packham

I used to want to be a vet
Just so I'd see you one day
You put in the meaning to "why good day"

I found myself working
In a shop at sixteen
It never stopped hurting
To miss you on TV
I'll always remember all the times that we had
You helped me to sleep
I fancied you heaps
And so did my dad!!!!!??????

Mr Chris Packham you broke my heart
Mr Chris Packham you tore me apart
Mr Chris Packham you broke my heart
When I was twelve



ok so he aint that cute but i was young and naive

xx