Paris is burning

Ah Poor Paris Hilton - it just goes from tragic to magic! She had a lawsuit filed against her by some Z-list actress called Zeta Graff for $10 Million, Apparently Paris spread a few rumours about Ms Graff that ended up in the New York Post. However, Paris' Dr has said that she is too "emotionally distraught" to go through a civil trial. This is my favourite quote though - He has also said that Paris is "not capable of any meaningful participation" - yeah to society! God she struts round with her mobile clamped to her ear - i am sure the person on the other end is saying "right, left, right, left , she thinks she struts like a supermodel but actually looks like she has gone minge first into a bollard! Don't worry Paris - you are still in the running to becoming America's next top muppet.

So i was sat on the train this morning, Listening to a little bit of Maria Callas because i am too gay to function and i picked up that forward thinking, groundbreaking paper - The Metro, there was an article in there about some 12 year old girl and her grandparents suing the Chicago board of Education because the girl's teacher showed the class "Brokeback Mountain". They are claiming that the girl suffered "psychological distress" and they are demanding $500,000 dollars. Ok it was a bit of a blunder to show the film to 12 year olds but psychological distress?? $500,000?? In a world where kids can access the internet and see sex and violence freely - is a film about 2 men falling in love that damaging?

Just been flicking through Heat Mag, not too bad this week actually apart from all the beach snaps of celebs. Great to see that Michael Parkinson will be having a little gay pride festival on his show - his guests on saturday are the wonderful, fascinating and hilarious Stephen Fry, The truly evil Joan Rivers, Queen of the mash up George Michael and (lets hope they get back on form soon , the new album is a snoozeville) The Scissor Sisters.

Lindsay Lohan has been spotted canoodling with Calum Best, I really don't get why he is such a heartthrob - he reminds me of the guy in school who used to hang round with all the hot guys just praying that being with them would make him hot too. I just don't see it myself but then again Lohan is so out of it all the time i can only assume it's a case of beer goggle hell!!

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