Been waiting long?

Oh my poor little lovelies, the guilt of denying you my rants over the last few days has been eating me up!! I have been a very busy boy both with work and celebrating my birthday. Well I turned 30 on Friday and had a really lovely lazy day. Oliver popped round at lunch to give me some pressies – very gay pressies indeed let’s just say that Madonna and Liza were involved!! Cheers honey! Loads of my friends had put together to get me the one thing that can really change my life and give me a sense of control in a world of chaos – yes I am finally an ipod owner!! So thanks to everyone who put their hard earned cash into making my day!!

Late afternoon I popped into town and met up with Oliver and loads of other gorgeous lovelies in Trash Palace for many many drinks and more lush pressies. The Extras dvd will keep me laughing for a long time so cheers guys, big thanks to Pete who is taking me to see the wailing diva that is Miss Beverley Knight!!

Now since my birthday fell on a friday it’s now time for a very special

THE IMAGINARY MEN OF PIPPY’S BOUDOIR

It can’t have escaped anyones notive that Bond is back! I like most people had my doubts about Daniel Craig. In my eyes no one can beat Sean Connery but apprently Mr.Craig has surpassed himself and I think this pic just proves my point

Blimey! I don’t care if you are Gay, Straight or Australian that is hot!!

As I said no one can beat Sean Connery, Check this out – simply smouldering!

Since it’s my birthday I think I am going to be a greedy guzzler, many of you will know the great actor James Caan, well his son is so dreamy it hurts, he has been in quite a few films and I always seem to end up dribbling into a beaker whenever I see him! It's the man with the arms Scott Caan

Its got to the point now where people are recommending men to be placed delicately into my boudoir for a good seeing to, So thanks to Mike for drawing my attention to the rough and ready Jason Statham, hubba hubba!!

And last but not least a young man who is a shining example of my rather wide ranging taste in men, I do love men who look like they might kill me but I also love the cheeky indie chappy look and since this guy has just entered the jungle on “I’m a celebrity” I thought he deserved a little man on man action pippy style. It’s the lovely “if he had unlimited access to clearasil” Matt Willis.
Phew!! i am really quite tired after that lot!! and my knees are killing me!!

So on to Saturday – with a slight hangover I dragged my ass on the train to Sheffield and has a very surreal experience - this fabulous woman got on my carriage, she looked amazing with a power suit and fuck me heels but then she placed her hand in her bag, pulled out a carton of milk and proceeded to down the entire thing!! I dont mind that in the privacy of your own kitchen but girlfriend! not on a train - thats just tacky.

I finally got to Sheffield and had a lovely night in with my girls (Dan, Matt, Danny, Dee Dee and Aiden)!! Thanks for making my night so drunken and full of laughs.

Sunday I went to see my ma and pa in the back of beyond and had a lovely home cooked roast dinner and flopped on the sofa for a night of tv, which actually did me the world of good and I had the best nights sleep ever!!

Breaking news!!!....My gorgeous, wonderful friend Emma gave birth on Sunday morning to little Stanley, well I say little he was actually 11lb!!! that is one big baby, Hats off and congrats to Emma and Tim. I cannot wait to see all 3 of ya and start my role as unofficial uncle!

I stayed at Dan and Matt’s again on Monday night and Danny came round to watch the 1st night of “I’m a celebrity” – it was quite entertaining but why oh why does the show have to be sponsored by Iceland??? Everytime the adverts came on Kerry “My mimsy is like a tardis and i am famous for no reason apart from shafting some munter from westlife and spending all the divorce cash on a coke habit that even Daniella Westbrook would say no to” Katona was there telling the same shit joke in her asbo ridden accent!

I am getting assessed tonight to see if I am good enough to hit the phones for the Lesbian and Gay Switchboard so fingers crossed people!!

Finally thanks again to everyone who made my birthday so great, the party is a week on Saturday and I can’t wait!! So get your glad rags sorted people!! It’s going to be a night to remember.

Love ya!!

xx