Barking should just be for dogs!!

Well people last night i met up with Oliver and found out that my surprise night out was to be a night in the company of one of my favourite comedians at the moment - the hilarious Alan Carr

Alan was performing the only London date of his UK tour in Barking at the Broadway Theatre. It was a fantastic night, the support act who was a guy called John Richardson was fantastic and Alan brought the house down with his tales of LIDL, bullying and his neighbour "scally karen". Alan had obviously had a bit of time during the day to have a wander round Barking as he mentioned the fact that there was a shop on the high street called "L F U K", we thought he was joking but on our way back to the station there it was!! Barking was not a nice place. Rome was not built in a day but Barking was rushed up during a tea break! Thanks to Oliver for a hilarious night out!!

I cannot believe it's Petes party tomorrow night, It feels like we have been preparing for it for an age and now its here!! and i still aint got all my outfit!! I am going to have to venture into central london tomorrow - its madness!! Oxford Street on a saturday afternoon - you will probably see my face on the news tomorrow night accopmpanied by a newsreader saying "and then he took his own life!"

I will probably be comatose for the majority of the weekend so i doubt there will be a blog update til next week but oh what a blog it will be - there may even be some pics from the party to show!

As you are aware it's friday and that means that it has to be time for

The Imaginary Men Of Pippy's Boudoir!!

Todays award goes to a guy who has slipped through the net every week so far on the blog but today i have managed to grasp his quivering loins and fling him onto the net for your dribble riddled enjoyment. He won big last night at the MTV European Music Awards, His talent is immense, His voice unbelievable and the rest just speaks for itself. It is of course Mr. Justin Timberlake!!

I have never committed a crime in my life (well i aint never been caught anyway) but boy that man could definitely persuade me to be a receiver of swollen goods!

Right i am off to catch the last train to cocksville

Party hard people!!

xxx