Damn!!! That songs got balls!!!

What is he on about? that songs got balls? This delightful expression was uttered by "love her or hate her" Sara Cox. I was listening to her radioa show this week and thats how she described the new single by Akon featuring Eminem, I was sat on a train at the time and this made me laugh for a record half an hour, tears running down my face, shoulders shaking whilst the man next to me was fearing for his life!

Hot diggity dog!! It's friday! Praise the Kylie, Thank Madonna! Bring on the weekend. I went on a lil shopping expedition last night to try and get a gorge suit for the celebration of mine and oliver's 30th birthday. We hit Oxford Street after work and it was hideous!! I do truly believe that most of the world's serial killers found their inner rage trying to get across the road at Oxford Circus! Why do people walk so slowly? If they walked any slower they would be standing still! Why do people walk with their heads turned to the right and then give out evils when they walk into someone? Watch where you are going asswipe!

I think there is a skinny gay boy conspiracy afoot in Topman on Oxford Street. Everytime they get a new line of clothing in, i get there and all thats left are sizes that i could quite happily use as a duvet! All we are saying is give skinny gay boys a chance!!

The new series of "The Catherine Tate Show" started last night and it was good but i want it better, some of the characters are getting a tad predictable, She is still one of the funniest women around at the minute and i am sure more new characters will be introduced and no doubt i shall be impersonating their catchphrases to an annoying level very soon.

This is gonna be one hell of a busy weekend!! I have got sooo much shopping to do! Tomorrow night should be fun though - am off to The Borderline Club off Charing Cross Road, Its a proper old skool dirty indie club that will play all the classics!

Off out tonight for a few beers with Pete and Kaz - the popstar party is just around the corner and we have soo much to discuss plus i need to get my outfits sorted sharpish!! I am feeling the pressure to impress and it is ruling my life! I am dreaming about high heels and madonna dance routines, not sure who i am trying to fool, i have been having these dreams since the cot!

Right now obviously its friday so that means that it is time for

The Imaginary Men Of Pippy's Boudoir

There is one man that i have been thinking of putting on here for a while but it's all a bit obvious but maybe thats the point. This man is so classic! As the wonderful women of sex and the city once claimed this man is like a chanel suit, he will always be in style! he makes me go swooney! Ladies and indeed gentlemen i give you Mr George Clooney

That smile, The style, Those eyes and for anyone who has seen Solaris (worst film ever!) it is worth sitting through the hellish film just to see this man's rockin ass!!
Have a fierce weekend!

xxxx