Too gay to function?

Hey People,

Apologies for the blog delay. Been feeling a lil under the weather of late and quite sorry for myself but i believe that i am back on form today so here we go!

I have tried not to get sucked into this years X-Factor but it is turning out to be a struggle - mainly due to the comedy value of a group called "Eton Road" - They are generally your run of the mill boyband but with an extra little something special, the gayest member ever! He is soooo gay!! I have to admit to laughing quite a lot at his flamboyant arm movements and diva looks at the camera! Then i realised that if that was me on that stage everything would be 10 times more camp - so i am now supporting the lil gay diva, you go girl!! keep your eyes peeled for him. I imagine this saturday he will be launched from a trapdoor in the stage like Shirley Bassey at a Royal Variety Show!

Today is Heat Magazine day! Usually i would bang on about how much i want to push Kerry Katona into the deep freeze at Iceland but today whilst flicking through the celeb riddled pages of joy - i hit the TV guide and my heart skipped a beat - next week sees the long overdue return of a truly great comedy - "The Royle Family" - anyone who has seen this before will know what i mean. At last Caroline Aherne has put pen to paper and apparently come up with a great script. Check it out next sunday at 9pm on BBC1

Our gracious leader Madonna is going to break her silence tomorrow with my other queen Oprah. She will of course be talking about the adoption and i am sure Ms Winfrey will probe like a trooper. Oprah and Madonna together - i think i might have an asthma attack!

Some people felt that my comments regarding Lily Allen and Amy Winehouse were quite offensive, How could i know what they smell like when i have never met them? I will tell you how! i live in the same city and their stink covers all the boroughs - i aint apologising! its called pippy rants for a reason.

laters lovers

xx