well its nearly the weekend and what a weekend it will be!! Tomorrow i am off to the 2nd annual murder mystery party!!! I am playing a mayor's wife so yet again i will be spending a saturday dressed as a woman! Pete is playing my husband in his most challenging role yet - yeah he is playing a man!!

On Sunday Pete is having a lil soiree at his old house to say goodbye once and for all to Mayola Road in Hackney. Cut to me playing "Americas Next Top Model" in his back garden and being judged on my signature walk!

Last night i was out in Soho with Tony and David, we went to a gay bar called The Village - i swear i shall never go again! I dont know why i was surprised at a gay bar man being snotty and rude, i should be used to it by now but this one was a particular cunt! I ordered a vodka and coke and had a taste and it was basically water, the coke did not taste like coke and it had never even been introduced to vodka, i took it back and the pug faced euro trash behind the bar looked like i had just told him that orange was not his best skin colour! he totally patronised me and made me feel like shit. Staff with too much power - it's just wrong, anyway avoid the place at all costs

Go Oprah!!!! She has been named the most powerful celebrity in the world, Her earnings last year topped $260 million and Madonna has climbed back up the chart to number 3 thanks to the amazing confessions album and tour!

Fantastic news this week that 3 of the worlds top reggae/dancehall singers have renounced homophobia and condemned violence against lesbians and gay men. Beenie Man, Sizzla and Capleton had previously released anti-gay hate songs including incitements to murder lesbians and gay men. They have now signed up to the Reggae Compassionate Act in a deal brokered with top reggae promoters and stop murder music activists.

I think i may have too much power, today Melanie C confirmed that there will be a spice girls reunion!! there are rumours of 6 shows happening this year around the world, its not going to be a Take That style reunion but just a few one off shows to say good bye to the fans!! i am moist with excitement!

THE IMAGINARY MEN OF PIPPY'S BOUDOIR

I love this man, he never wears a shirt like ever!!! his torso is absolutely lush and lickable! Oh to be that toothbrush!! It's Matthew McConaughey!!



cheers honeyz!! ride it with the misteeq bump n flex!!