I need men!!

Well you either love it or hate it but last night Big Brother 8 began, Davina looking svelt and fabulous did her usual amusing dash round the house stroking and caressing the fixtures and fittings. Then it was time for the housemates to go in. Here's what i thought

1. 18 year old students Sam and Amanda - squealing, pink, fluffy nightmares - would probably be good fun to share a bottle of Rose with on a saturday afternoon but by the evening you would have probably pushed them in front of a night bus.

2. 60 year old Lesley - Not sure what to make of her, doesn't seem to fit in and even though she boasted about her circle of friends, i think she may be a name dropping hanger on

3. Unemployed Charley - described herself as THE it girl of South East London - honey, i live in South East London and there is nowhere ya can be an it girl - peckham?? please!! fierce legs though

4. Chanelle!! The Victoria Beckham wannabe, bit ditzy but anyone whose first words going down the BB house stairs are "F*ck me up the bum" has to be appreciated. Great outfit too

5. Av it!!! Tracy - Did she double drop in the car?? Is she not last years winner with a vagina? Have a feeling we might be seeing withdrawal symptoms quite soon. Trainspotting anyone?

6. Peaches Geldof lookalike Emily, 19 who talked about this new kind of music that was sweeping the nation "its called indie music" - oh dear love, it's not new!! i went to my first indie club when she was 5 years old!

7. Amy Winehouse lookalike Shabnam - bit non descript really, although she described herself as "mad" and anyone who says that "i'm mad me!!" has to go - if you have to say you are mad then generally you are not!

8. Nikky the Banker, dull dull dull

9. Beth Ditto/ Matt Lucas Look a like Welsh Laura - we like her, she steals pints, loves food and has a great pair of did's! my kinda girl!

and last but not least

10. Carole!!! we love her!!! she is a hiv/aids campaigner for a charity very close to my heart, the crowd loved her and she just looks like she is in there to shake it up and have some fun

Apparently there is a man going in to the house on friday - thank god - the producers must realise that the only groups of people that vote in Big Brother are women and gay men!! and although it will be fun to watch these women turn from like minded individuals into back stabbing bitches there just needs to be some man action in there.

More shocking gay news - David Hyde Pierce aka Niles in the sitcom "Frasier" has come out of the closet. What is the world coming to? Next thing ya know Martina Navratilova will be saying she is a lesbian! i mean really a female tennis player being a lesbian - have you ever heard such a thing?

xx