I HATE CAROLE MALONE!!

Now i know hate is a strong word people but i had to add this extra entry after watching a pointless programme on ITV just now. It was called "Madonna: Million Dollar Babies" - you can tell by the title that it was an ITV show although its more what i would expect from Channel 5!

Basically lots of journalists that have never met Madonna harping on about what they think of her adopting an african baby. They were all a bit stupid but hey they were british tabloid journalists. The worst of the lot was the hideous whale of a woman called Carole Malone - she "writes" for "The Sunday Mirror" - i could fall on a keyboard and write a better column. Here are some quotes from the open minded, kind hearted humanitarian aka Carole Malone

"celebrities think to themselves - how can i get more publicity? how can i be seen to be giving something back?"

"What i find funny is all of a sudden this totally selfish woman who only cares about herself is in Africa cuddling anything with a pulse"

"The baby arrived back to a mad barrage of photographers" (sent by your employers miss malone?)

and this was my fave quote

"whose to say that living in a mud hut not knowing when your next meal is coming is any better than living with a popstar"

Dear Sunday Mirror,

Where the fuck did you find her??? Who is she????