Majorly quick blog today as the weekend is literally calling me repeatedly

Will miracles never cease? Now Mel C aka Dame Sporty of Spice is pregnant, now there were rumours for many years that Miss C preferred the company of the ladies but she has actually been with her man for 6 years, well congrats to her and also to gwen Stefani who has given birth to a kid that i presume is named after a character from science fiction? yes her 2nd son is called Zuma Nesta Rock, think he might be hating his mother when he is begging not to be stuffed in his locker at school.

Love the fact that one of my fave lesbian comedians, Zoe Lyons has been awarded the accolade of coming up with the funniest joke of the edinburgh festival! here it is

"I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her."

well done Zoe!!!

well that enough for now, the weekend is promising a whole host of fun with lots of lovely people so I am off to enjoy that - have a marvellous bank holiday and make the most of it, that's it now til....i can't bring myself to type it, that holiday where we are forced to "enjoy" going home to comedy specials and turkey dinner

Find a beer garden people and stay there!

xx