well another weekend, another hangover, another fun fun fun time!!

Friday night i was out with Ali and Mike at Ghetto, a fun night was had by all, the highlight was watching a scary, predatory lesbian fall flat on her face near the dancefloor, she did look in rather a lot of pain but i was too busy laughing to help her! I then took my drunken ass home and stayed up for a while to watch the ArcticMonkeys do a pretty blinding set at Glastonbury! I have a major crush on the lead singer now and even though he looks about 12 he is in fact 21 so i dont feel too much like a dirty old perv!

Saturday i met up with Oliver,Clare, Glenn, Ruth and Zoe to head to Brighton. Went to a few real ale pubs, i didnt really sample any as ale aint my bag but all was fun. Then we headed to Debbie's for more drinking and general merriment, but the clock was ticking and the gays needed to head out to sample what was on offer cockwise. It was a rather random night, we ended up at a night called "Dynamite Boogaloo" which wa sreally busy and saw the delightful Boogaloo Stu doing his thang on stage along with a very breasty woman and princess knickers stripping down to her tassles. The highlight was a rather lovely man getting on stage and removing all his clothes, thats all it takes for me to have a good night these days. My friend Paul was also in Brighton and managed to bump into a certain Mr Rufus Wainwright and had a chat with him in a bar that i only left a few mins before - bitter and twisted!!

Woke up yesterday feeling rough as but me and Oliver had shopping to do, i bought a few lil gorgeous things but the buggin weather cut our shopping short and so back to London we went. I spent last night curled up in bed watching far too much Glastonbury, have still got hours to go but i thought the Killers were amazing and Paulo Nutini was fantastic, i have yet to see Dame Shirley Bassey but from what i hear she rocked it!

Have not heard from my friend Camilla who was there this weekend, so either her phone died within seconds of arriving or she is a head popping out of a sea of mud. I am sure she has had a fantastic time, i am not sure i could have coped with the mud, i have a tendency to fall over anyway and slippy mud would have meant me being flat on my back all weekend and quite frankly i can stay in London and achieve that!

Tonight it's the Mayor of London's Gay Pride Reception and being a self appointed member of the gay mafia i shall be attending. These events are always quite funny. You just generally arrive, judge people and get judged, drink as much free drinks as possible by creating a human chain from the drinks table and then spend the rest of the time guessing whats in the canapes. Last year Sir Ian McKellen turned up looking slightly dishevelled obviously feeling that his title and talent was all that was needed for such an occasion.

Right i am going to go and find my tiara.

xx