Hi Guys

Well last night i had another night in! I began watching "The Royal Variety Performance" which was semi-ok but then Barry "botoxed within an inch of his life" Mannilow came on and i had to turn over, flicking through the channel's i happened upon ITV2 and the hilarious "Ghosthunting with Girls Aloud" - I love Girls Aloud! They are a proper girlband, they are all pretty gobby, not bad looking apart from the ginger one who looks like she is working on a costcutter checkout half the time. Anyway the girls were being taken round a haunted house by Yvette Fielding to find ghosts and ghouls!

I am supremely pessimistic about ghosts. I am waiting for someone to prove me wrong but if ghosts do exist why do they just come out when Yvette and her camera, light and sound crew turn up? At one point last night inan admittedly fantastic moment Cheryl Tweedy Cole got a bit fed up of waiting around for the spirits so shouted in her geordie accent "Oh for gods sake if you are in here just bang the fuckin table!" and would ya believe it - something banged on the table!

It was all a bit of ridic harmless fun but it kept me chuckling for a while. I flicked from there to the best of the British Comedy Awards - some truly hilarious moments mainly from Ricky Gervais, The genius of Spike Milligan and a pissed up Kathy Burke! This years ceremony is on tonight live on ITV. I shall be tuning in and praying that Catherine Tate wins something and if she does i hope she takes a leaf out of Kathy Burke's book and screams

"well it's about fuckin time!!"

Tune in tonight to see how many times ITV have to apologise for swearing - it's after 9pm just get over it ya twats!

I am a huge fan of certain crime shows, my favourite being Law and Order : Special Victims Unit. It's quite a different story when these stories come to life. No one can escape the news at the moment that 5 prostitutes have been found murdered in the last 10 days all near Ipswich. There is not much i can say about this. It's extremely upsetting and lets all just think positively that the police will catch the person who is committing these hideous crimes really soon.

Take good care honeys

xx