Chris Tarrant is not funny!

Hey People,

I watched the British Comedy Awards last night and they were pretty good except for the most bizarre winner of the night - Lifetime Achievement Award went to Chris Tarrant! - When Lenny Henry first announced it i honestly thought he was joking and judging by the silence from the rest of the audience so did they! since when was hosting a quiz show funny? "is that your final answer?" oh friggin hilarious chris! its the way you tell em!! It was great to see so many of my favourites win - Catherine Tate, Stephen Merchant, Russell Brand and Peep Show. The highlight of the night though was quite unexpected - Jonathan Ross was introducing the next award and introduced Madonna - now i thought it was going to be Avid Merrion taking the piss but no, on walked our gracious leader looking fierce!! She was introducing her friend Sacha Baron Cohen who had won a writers award for his "Borat" film . Her appearance totally perked up my night!

It's the X factor final on saturday night and i am praying that Leona wins!! Apparently on last weekends show there were just 1000 votes seperating Leona and Ray. No offense to little Ray but he does seem to be a bit of a one trick pony and he looks like a Robbie Williams doll!

It's pay day tomorrow which is usually a joyous occasion but what with xmas and new year coming up it's going to be a very expensive time! and i dont get paid again til the 24th January. I am buying a laptop this weekend and am going to spend January flitting between downloading cd's and filling up my ipod and going to the cinema as much as possible - detox sweetie detox!!

Finally - Happy Birthday Oliver!!! 30 today lady!! welcome to my box! You are looking fabulous on it honey, Looking forward to seeing ya later and saturday drunken madness!! kisses

Right all this xmas lark is bringing me down so am off to get some vodka and a kebab - its lunchtime!

xx