well it's all a bit slow on the old news front today so i have dipped into the good old Sheffield forum discussion board to see what the people of my home city are asking about, as per usual there are some corkers -

Q - Where can i buy a bathroom mirror?

A - Pretty much any furniture shop on the planet

I am not sure if the same person asked this question

Q - Are there any bathroom shops in Sheffield?

A - Of course! you might want to try having a look through the phonebook or this new fangled thing called the internet

Q - Where can i buy top soil?

A - either scrape it off your children or try a garden centre

Q - How do i book a taxi to take me to the airport?

A - "Hello can i book a taxi to the airport please?"

Q - Where do i go to get a sperm count?

A - what do you think? i would not advise using a calculator, there are these people we on planet earth call doctors, try calling them?

It does make me worry that these are the same people who may be in charge of running our lives.




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