Oh my god!!!

News has reached pippyrants towers about the new Madonna video and i can't believe it!! the video for the single "4 minutes to save the world" sees Madonna playing a dominatrix latex catsuit wearing pimp who rescues the planet in an impressive 240 seconds. Justin Timberlake and Timbaland play her bitches!! In the sexually charged video, Madge cracks the whip and gets her slaves, Justin and Timbaland, to do whatever she wants as she towers over their quivering bodies in killer heels. The video ends with a sweat dripping dance off between Justin and Madonna! I could cry with happiness, my gash is gushing!

Well this weekend was an even mixture of sedate and crazy, i was working quite early on Saturday so had a night in on friday watching way too many episodes of Will and Grace. Saturday was spent at a conference which was semi-interesting and after a quick dash home i got my glad rags on and headed into Soho for the danceathon!! it's all a bit of a blur really, i had hot pink legwarmers, a visor and wristbands, Dan had gone all out with a bling tastic white and gold tracksuit and gold trainers. Everyone looked ridiculous/amazing! I do remember dan lifting me up and twirling me round over his head in G-A-Y Bar to great effect and also pummelling the dancemats in soho rather badly. Great fun was had but alas i had to leave at 11 to make it to Vauxhall with Paul for another birthday at Duckie, thankfully we were on the guest list as the queue was massive, the place was rammed!!

Each week at Duckie they have some performance art, i am never sure about the concept of performance art and often look on thinking "well i could do that", but i guess that's the point i could do it but i dont, they do and thats their art! anyway Saturday's performer was Scottee, he is basically an alternative star of the gay scene in London, i don't totally get the appeal - he sprawls make up and paint all over himself and wears badly fitting dresses made of paper usually and sings rather badly - on top of all that he is ever so slightly morbidly obese and takes great pleasure in flopping his moobs out for all to see. Needless to say i felt violated and actually dry wretched about 3 times during his skit - not good times!



After the excessive drinking of saturday i have decided to really cut down on my alcohol intake, it is getting out of hand and i need to do something about it. I aint saying i am going to totally stop drinking but when i go out i shall try drinking slower as apparently it's not a race! Anyway due to borrowing so much cash last month i am again approaching being broke again so lots of nights will be spent in this month listening to power ballads and eating pot noodles




boo!!

xx