Yay!! The Bitch is back on the block

Yes homie's and homo's i am back from Ibiza and it was fabulous!! The Weather has been amazing all week and i have come back with a lovely tan, feeling refreshed which is strange considering what a party island Ibiza is supposed to be. The hotel was lovely and right on the beach so we could spend our days by the pool looking out to the sea.

The nightlife was great and bizarre in equal measures. I think i may be getting old, On our first night we just went round a few bars to familiarise ourselves with the area, the 2nd night was the Carl Cox opening party at Space. We paid a stupid amount to get in and the club looked ok, we of course looked fab but we kinda forgot that it wasn't a gay night so cut to lots of straight guys in a club wearing t shirts and shorts (i ask you! talk about retarded!), well we waited for Mr Cox to come on, the music so far had been, well basically one track of dull soul less dance music for about 3 hours and then Mr Cox appeared at the DJ booth, blurting into the mic that we should all be "avin it" and then off he popped. I am sure this was his effort to get the crowd dripping with anticipation and drip we did and then some more and then heavy dripping led to small pools of anticipation all over the floor, he like totally didnt come on for hours!!! Oliver just looked at me and said "shall we go" and go we did, yeah fuck you coxy. No one keeps 2 queens waiting that long - we had sun to worship!

The rest of the week was great, we made friends with a very sweet hobbit sized bar man called Fabiano who put us on his guest list for clubs every night of the week, i think he did this for most people but who cares - he saved us a fortune! and there is something aboiut barging into a club on a guest list that generally makes you feel better than most. We went back to Space the following evening, escorted by a rather dishy but illegal taxi driver called Marcello, i could not see as i was sat in the back but apprently he kept kissing his rosary beads and crossing his heart all the time. We were speeding through the streets, listening to hard house so maybe it was a tad scary. The second night at Space was much better and more gayer with pretty good music and more of a chance to explore.

The night after we decided that we needed it gay! like really gay so we went to federation at Heaven. It was pretty dead when we got there but things soon livened up and the music was much more to our tastes we lked it so much that we popped back there the following evening, not as good but still pretty mash up.

The men in Ibiza are stunning, i assume they spend all day in the gym and all night clubbing, its the only explanation! The amount of times we had to use our code word for "there is a hottie a coming", people may have thought we had tourettes. Such beautiful men to generally make you feel bad about the way you look.

I didnt spend as much cash as i thought i would especially since the only things you can really see in the clothes shops are either splattered with diamante's or have rather loud bold writing on them. Either the holiday fashion blindness did not kick in.

On our last night we went for a beautiful meal right by the sea which just ended things perfectly and despite the awful weather that has been happening here, our journey home was relatively stress free. So big big love to Oliver for sorting everything out, it has done me the world of good.

So here i am back in blighty, totally astonished by the floods! what the hell is happening? i never thought i would see the day, its surreal and very very sad.

As promised i said that there would be a double bill of men in the boudoir and hopefully i wont let you down with these 2 delights.

Recently i bought the dvd of "Angels in America" and one of the actors in that is just adorable and as a bonus he strips naked on a beach, what more could i ask for? a full frontal scene thats what!! but sadly no so here he is, bless!!


And i know that i have had him in before but he has just turned 18 and the new Harry Potter film and final book have just come out so Happy Birthday Radcliffe!



xx