The Queen Of Pop!!

hello suger buggars!! How are we all today?

I thought it was about time that i wrote something on this ere blog about Madonna. Everyone reading this is probably well aware that she is my idol, inspiration and reason for living. Last night she played her 1st ever concert in Russia!! As always with our gracious leader, the show was surrounded with controversy. It always amazes me that people still get wound up by Madonna's shows. She has always used her shows as a platform to express her views and beliefs and has never apologised if some have found it offensive or shocking.

I think we need more artists like Madonna, artists that push the boundaries, not necessarily to push their records up the charts but to actually say something! Madonna should be celebrated for being a strong, driven female role model. In the past 20 or more years she has achieved more than any female artist ever and yet still the press lay into her on a regular basis.

Think about all the major artists of the 80's, Michael Jackson = has not had a decent record out for over 10 years and his image (apart from his face) has stayed exactly the same, short black trousers with white socks and black slip ons!!! i mean please!!

Whitney Houston, who famously once said that if her children turned out like Madonna she would have nothing to do with them. Cut to now - Madonna, successful career and mother to 2 beautiful children. Whitney Houston - whacked out crack whore who probably snorted her child a few months ago. Maybe that was a bit harsh, i just cant wait for the comedown tour!

George Michael - Great singer/songwriter but again seems to be letting drugs and a complete inability to drive wreck his career.

So Madonna i salute you for never falling out of a club wrecked, for constantly staying one step ahead of your game and for showing the new bitches on the block (britney, beyonce, christina, ms clarkson) how its really done!

Now passing rather clumsily onto another subject - my dear friend Emma has informed me that i subtly passed over the man on man section of the holiday report, i did not give you enough details of the poor gullible wide eyed fools that fell for my cunning mating rituals.

Exhibit A - A young man called "Tommy" from Crewe, A lovely young man who was staying in the same hotel, we got chatting, went drinking with his mates, was all very lovely. Slightly embarassing the morning after when oliver said that i had sounded like Samantha Jones from Sex and the City through the bedroom wall. What can i say? i was enjoying myself!

Exhibit B - Another young man called "Chris" from Wales (cant remember which part) he was on holiday with his friend Lucy. He was quite innocent and looked slightly like a young Jake Shears of Scissor Sisters fame. Let's just say that i have been round the block a few times, well so many times i have blisters on my feet and need to sit down! I felt it was my role to educate this young man and i can safely say that men in Wales will be seeing a whole new, bendier Chris when he returns home!

I am really sorry for the last 2 paragraphs but if i get requests to talk about stuff - i aint gonna be ignorant.

Hopefully tomorrow's post will be a little more innocent but i am not promising

Bye bitches

xx