What goes up must indeed come down!

Oh people, people! what a howdy doody looking mother fella of a weekend it has been! Friday night was amazing!! So many of my mates came out to play and play and drink some more. Shinky Shonky was truly hilarious. I ended up on stage with my friend Paul playing a game called "Parsnip dildo football" - this basically consisted of both of us wearing big pink belts with a piee of string hanging between our legs with a parsnip hanging off the end, we then had to hump backwards and forwards to slam a vegetable through each others goal posts - Paul ended up having to take his trouers off but eventually i won! Prizes included a magnum of "champagne", a poundland style barbie doll, a men in uniform calendar and more chocolate than you can shake a dick at.

A big thanks goes out to everyone who came out to make the night such a success and also thanks for clapping along as i danced badly on stage to "Hung Up" - Thanks to my friend Dan for bringing me the tightest skinny jeans ever - they did look pretty fierce! It was just a shame i didnt get much of a chance to talk to people but hey thats birthdays for ya!

Saturday was a tad hungover but thanks to more champagne i kinda felt ok if a little floopy, We were back in town for 4 for more drinking at Vodka Revolution in Soho closely followed by Trash Palace and the most innappropriate game of "would you rather" ever!! would you rather have poo flavoured chocolate or chocolate flavoured poo? that was one of the more tame ones! After that we headed to G-A-Y late bar and the 4 of us sat there like X Factor judges looking at all the much younger guys and feeling ever so slightly bitter.

Yesterday my girls from Sheffield headed back home and i went over to Paul's flat in Aldgate for a much needed chilled afternoon/evening. Countless episodes of Will and Grace really helped, although everyone seems to have caught a cold this weekend and towards the end of yesterday my sniffles had started and now i sit here writing this a shadow of my former self. My behaviour this weekend has led to my immune system being about as strong as a feather in a gale and i am suffering.

Another birthday over but i had a great time - so what are your plans for xmas and new year?

boo

xxx