Where have all the gays gone?

That's the question i would love to ask Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Iranian President. He has told an audience at Columbia University in New York that there are no gay people living in his country...

"In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country," he said. "In Iran we do not have this phenomenon, I don't know who has told you that we have it."

I am inclined to agree - with the amount of executions of gays and lesbians in Iran over the last few years, it may well get to the poing where there are not that many gays and lesbians LIVING in Iran.

At last Whitney Houston has left the house and it seems she is finally gearing up for a big comeback, she has just signed a massive record deal and has been papped having lunch with her mentor from the 80's - Clive Davis. Please bring it Whitney! Show these PVC wearing R & B wannabe bitches how to hit a note.

I keep finding myself in the easy listening section of HMV, it is very worrying, i have no idea who is in the Top 10 at the moment and have recently found myself listening to The Carpenters (which i am sure the lovely Paul will be very happy about) and Barry Manilow!! I am not sure about Barry - i was watching that episode of "Will and Grace" where Will is queuing for Manilow tickets and seeing Karen Walker singing "Mandy" all got a bit too much for me.

Just when i thought it was safe to buy OK! magazine that stupid, common, faker Kerry Katona is grinning like a chav with a macdonalds voucher on the front cover! She is pregnant again!! she gave birth in february! her mimsy has more action than the log flume at Alton Towers! Lets see how many front covers they can milk out of this!

I just checked Jodie Marsh's blog as she has not updated it for a while what with being a total munter and getting married to the first bloke who could cope with the orange glow from her fugly drag queen face. She has printed the list of thankyou's for her wedding, she blatantly didn't pay for a thing, the list includes

a shop called "Brazen Hussy" they supplied her dress for the legal wedding ceremony and the bridesmaids dresses

an agency called "probiketraining", not sure what they did but of all people i doubt Jodie Marsh would need training on how to be a bike!

all the girls at sextoys.co.uk - its just gets classier

Sugar hut village, big thanks for letting mr and mrs deluded be the first couple to be legally married in a nightclub! yeah jodie i would be happy about that too, no really.

Obviously she has to thank Stringfellows, Tan City and the most romantic day of your life would not be complete without a big thankyou to Chessington World of Adventures and Zoo!! what the hell kind of wedding was it?? A totally fake one that was used to propel her from z list to y list whilst making her look a total bint? correct

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