Oh my good lord - Keith Richards (Zelda from Terrorhawks) has said that he snorted his dad's ashes during a drugs binge, now i have been off my face a good few times, admittedly never on the same level as Keith but that is just gross!! I doubt his dad's dying wish was to be rushed up his son's nose! Mind you i do imagine that one day i may be snorted by Whitney - what an afterlife i will lead!!

I am off to the closing gala of the London Lesbian and Gay Film Festival tonight. It shames me to say this but i have been in London for 4 years now and i have NEVER been to see a film at the festival. Tonight should be fab though - its taking place at the Odeon Leicester Square with a party afterwards the venue is rumoured to be Soho House - here's hoping that i find some strange pills on the floor, well lets face it if Sadie Frost's baby can find them so can i!! Full details tomorrow

Well due to the easter weekend there really is not much of the week left, the sun is out and the forecast is great! My lovely and indeed lush friend Dan is coming down from Sheffield for a few days so i think we shall mainly be doing impressions of Joss Stone at the Brits and religiously quoting "Ab Fab" to each other but that is the glue that keeps our friendship together - Champagne for Lulu!

I have always been a huge fan of Julian Clary and it was rather sad to hear today that his pianist the "Lovely" Russell Churney had passed away. Their on stage banter was always hilarious and bitter!

"Ladies and gentleman please welcome the oh so lovely Russell Churney, i call him the oh so lovely Russell because when people meet him they generally say "oh""

Kerry "face like a retarded bulldog" Katona has hit back at her ex husbands claims that they were too young to have children and that they originally treated the idea of having kids as being similar to getting a dog. Katona has called him "Evil", Well girl if thats his opinion then thats his opinion, i imagine lots of people who have children quite young don't always think through the consequences. I wonder if Kerry was thinking what the consequences would be when she was snorting coke and lying to the media. Kerry's ex, Brian McFadden is now dating Australia's sweetheart Delta Goodrem and Kerry has just got married to thug number 3 from last week's "Crimewatch" CCTV report.

Right i am off to enjoy the sun

xx