Ok so what the hell is going on in Sheffield?

I am Sheffield born and proud of it!! Love the city and my family and friends who live there. However, something is happening on the gay scene there that i cannot quite comprehend. The gay club in Sheffield is called Fuel, i have been a few times and over time have become aware of the problem but i logged onto their website today and the gallery has been updated - it is quite simply the scariest and yet most hilarious thing i have ever seen. I apologise to any fuel members i may offend but someone has to tell you!! Now for some reason i cant get the individual pics onto my blog but i will draw your attention to a few key examples.

I would advise that if you are drinking anything whilst reading this it might be an idea to pop it down for a mo, you may spill it through laughing leading to a whole host of technological kerfuffle's.

www.fuel-sheffield.co.uk

Lets start with Gallery 1 - Dec 2006/ Jan 2007

picture 55 - when lezzer hair goes bad!

picture 94 - Her hair is so wrong even her eyebrows have done a runner!

picture 166 - Seriously, is that Peter Stringfellow or what?

picture 182 - the "guy" on the left looks like he has been face and butt raped by a giant orange rape fiend!

picture 219 - i am presuming they have done their hair like this for comic relief? or maybe they are going to some butt fugly hair convention?

Now moving onto Gallery 2 - Feb2007

picture 163 - oompa loompa!! honey whats this? for future reference less is more, when your make up leaves marks on furniture its time to stop!

picture 298 - for those who have not been out on the scene in Sheffield, this is a group example of your typical gay sheffield haircut - where did these hair dressers qualify? poodle parlours?

picture 329 - words fail me, hair or hedge?

picture 33o - oh honey! you were so good in "She-Devil"!!

picture 334 - Marc Almond is getting over that nasty bike crash so well!

picture 363 - honey did you by chance take a "different" bus to school?

picture 379 - Dale Winton's long lost daughters?

So there you go, let these be a warning to you - Sheffield is a beautiful city where the majority of people are fab but if you go down to the fuel today maybe now it wont be such a nasty surprise.

xx