Ooooh get her!!
It's thursday so yet another moment of appreciation for "Never Mind The Buzzcocks", Last nights show was fantastic!! Simon Amstell on form as ever and mardy ass Preston storming off just cos Amstell was making a few soft jibes at him and his wife. I could tell from the start that Preston was out of sorts, he usually comes across really well - a rabbit in the headlights of fame but last night he was viva la diva!
Of course last night was also "The Brit Awards" - in the last few years this show has really lost its sparkle but i had a glimmer of hope for this year knowing that a) Russell Brand was hosting and b) it was going to be broadcast live!. I thought that the rock stars would all get pissed and coked out of their faces and fall onto the stage groping each other. Sadly it just seemed to be lts of dull stars with nothing much to say.
I was happy with the winners though. Loved the Arctic Monkeys little speeches dressed as characters from the "Wizard of Oz" and the Village People. I have changed my tune on Amy Winehouse and was really happy to see her win Best Female. The Killers and Justin Timberlake definitely deserved their awards as did the sublime James Morrison. The Scissor Sisters seemed to steal the show with their bizarre puppetry style performance and Russell Brand did a grand job of hosting. The only problem - Joss Stone! What was that about?? She walked on stage like Ru Paul!!! I feel the need for a letter
Dear Ms Stone,
Hope you are well, There is no doubt that you are a great performer and can indeed wail a tune like a bad ass diva but i am saddened to say you keep shocking me..... for all the wrong reasons.
In 2005 you were awarded a Brit award for Best Urban Act. I was wondering if you could point out the specific urban area of Dover where you grew up? I have been to Dover many times and have never heard any of the locals yapping in an American accent looking like a drag queen announcing the start of the gay pride march with a grand chrous of "You Better Work Bitch"
You are truly talented honey but dont forget your roots, there is nothing worse than a fake american accent so lose it honey before you go and do a total Jamie Bell!
Love and Kisses
Pippy
ps -never ask a gay man what you should wear to an awards show when he has no invite, he will use all his power to make you look like a drag queen who goes by the name - "Fonda Cox"

xxx