Hey,

I am troubled by a new found love of a male celebrity, i feel unclean and wrong on sooo many levels! He will be racing into my boudoir on friday so stay tuned!

Been watching "5 Days" on BBC1? It's a drama about a married woman and her children going missing and has a fantastic cast! It concludes this week and i will say it again - it is great to see good drama on for once! I can only laugh at Loser Scott Lee on reality shows for so long before even that gets tiresome.

I hear that Russell T Davies (writer of Doctor Who) would like Britney Spears to appear in the next series. Apparently a group of aliens will be cloned as the singer. That should save a fortune on make up and special effects, looking at recent pics of her it's hard to tell what planet she is from! Soeone needs to show that girl this pic and then slap her, maybe she will get the message that this is plain wrong, Get to the salon you fug!

Well the "Hollyoaks" gay storyline is picking up speed and is actually been done really well, On friday we had the gay character finally tell his best straight mate that he was in love with him in floods of tears and anguish. Oh it just brings the memories of my angst ridden teens racing back! I shall keep you updated on the developments as god forbid you should have to endure the other lame ass storylines.

Speaking of lame ass! What is with the gay press, it sucks!! Firstly we have the local london press like "Boyz" and "QX" which are both soo dull! just page after page of the same muscle mary's in the same clubs week after week, punching the air with a bottle of water whilst gurning like a trooper and then of course there are all the escort and porn ad's in the back because there simply is not enough of that on the internet! Also my fave gay magazine "Attitude" has gone out of business - what am i supposed to do now? "Heat" gets worse by the week and "Attitude was my salvation. Swines!

xx