Well my darlings i am back from a few days away from the blog and that damn facebook!

What have i been up to? well you nosey little fuckers i spent most of the bank holiday weekend either asleep or completely off my nut! Last friday i went out with workmates for a few light refreshments and then met up with Kaz, Tolu and Sherie for much merriment which basically involved us being very silly and me not getting home until 2pm on saturday afternoon!! I was rather tired for some reason and thought i would have a little sleep, i woke up at 10am on sunday morning!! Yes my saturday was gone, never to be seen again - i did actually feel wonderful which i suppose anyone would after nearly 20 hours sleep!

I hopped into Camden and bought some lil gorgeous things for the flat and then went to my local with the gays for lovely drinks in the sunshine. Monday i woke up yet again feeling rather sprightly and headed into town to buy a nice new shirt. Met up with Pete at the Black Cap in Camden and then headed up to Hampstead to meet the lezza's. all good fun!

On Tuesday i had to wait in my new pad for some piano movers! Basically i have had an old piano in my room since i moved in and it had to go! it was taking up much needed space, so some burly men came in and hufted it upstairs, one of the guys was really quite stunning and actually grunted whilst doing the grunt work - i fell in love on the spot but the romance was shortlived and ended with a lengthy stare and a slight wave before he grunted off into the distance.

Later that day my friend Pete arrived from Newcastle and we headed to the o2 arena to see the purple midget himself - Prince!! He was truly amazing! A genius! he performed so many hits, the fierce girls in front of us nearly collapsed with excitement, he held the crowd in the palm of his hand - the show did not seem to last long as he just went straight from one song to the next without taking a breath. If you get a chance to catch him before his run ends on the 21st September i urge you to do so.

On Wednesday night Pete and i went to see a play at the Rosemary Branch Theatre in Islington that his friend had directed, its a one man show called "Diary of a madman" starring fresh faced actor Christopher Tester. I was totally unsure what to expect but had a really enjoyable evening, the play leaves you with more questions than answers but is very thought provoking, again i highly recommend it, the show runs for three weeks until the 16th September.

in "who gives a shit" news - big brother ends tonight. the binty screaming twins are favourites to win, 2 more pointless, talantless celebrities are born.

THE IMAGINARY MEN OF PIPPYS BOUDOIR

Well as promised i am going back in time to some hotties of the past, starting off with one of the ultimate hotties of all time, his looks may not have lasted and he may have become ever so slightly morbidly obese but in his hey day he oozed sex appeal and ambiguous sexuality, its the smouldering Marlon Brando!






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