Who are you wearing?? Madonna!!

Yes at long last you can now buy Madonnas new range in H & M stores. Obviously i would look a little silly in a Madonna mac and Madonna heels! oh who am i kidding? i would be strutting my signature walk down Old Compton Street swishing with an ass that won't quit! Seriously the glasses may be quite tempting!

One of the great things about the London is the access to free entertainment. Last night Oliver and I tubed it up to Wembley to see a tv show being recorded. It was a new bbc show called "Schools Out" hosted by some guy called Danny Wallace. We were hoping for some good guests - we were slightly disappointed, we got Bill Turnbull (BBC Breakfast) Sally Lindsay (Shelly from Corrie) and Hannah Waterman (EX Eastenders). It was all ok but throughout the show i started to plot the death of Hannah Waterman, she seemed to think that everything was funny and had THE worst fake laugh! and managed to mention twice that she has been in Eastenders for 4 and a half years! whatever love! you aint in it no more and i cant remember a single storyline that you had whilst you were there, about as memorable as a luke warm glass of water or Mike Smith!

Although i love living in London, i have lots of friends and go out all over the place - i have to say it's a scary place to be at the moment, crime in this city is going crazy and no one seems able to control it. There is very little that people can do to protect themselves as people are too scared to confront the criminals. I seriously think that if i was on a really busy train and a gang of people attacked me, other passengers would be too frightened to help. The intimidation that people are faced with is horrendous. I heard a story recently of a man who was stabbed in the neck on the top deck of a busy bus and had to make his way downstairs and to the front of the bus before anyone would help him. He was covered in blood and it was only when the driver saw him that the bus stopped! I sometimes love the anonymity of this city, just being able to go about your business is great but sometimes i wish that there was more of a sense of community safety.

So there ya go a rather mixed bag today. I am in shock that it is only thursday, this has been the longest week! anyway it's friday tomorrow so tune in for a damn good bit of boudoir action - i am gagging for a squirt and a wipe!!

xx