Smile for the camera Amy

That Amy Winehouse needs to be told innit! if i have told her once i have told her a thousand times - dont smoke crack whilst someone is videoing you!! maybe in her deluded, drugged up state she thought she might get £250 quid from an adult version of you've been framed? i think she needs a pippy intervention - this would basically consist of me going round her east london pad and giving her a good talking to, it would be a bit of a job to get her to focus but i would persist in saying "Amy hon what ya doin all that crack for girl? lets just have a nice cuppa and a jammy dodger and see how things look in the morning". I feel assured that she would wake the next day with a new outlook on life, a new direction perhaps even the beginnings of an album not sounding dissimilar to great female artists like Lisa Scott Lee or Rachel Stevens. I will keep you posted

After that i would hop over the pond and sort that Britney out, get her a watch so she was on time to all her court appearances, maybe a beginners guide to mothering, i am not sure about the availability of jammy dodgers in LA so lets just hope that Amy doesn't wolf the whole lot down - mind you with her gob she could probably eat the whole pack without opening it or chewing.

Terrible news that Lily Allen has had a miscarriage but she seems to be steaming ahead with her new TV show and her album due for release later this year. I just hope she slightly changes her style with this one, i was not convinced with the whole " i is lily allen and is like well cockney innit" spirit of her debut effort, singing about council estates?? she probably thinks a council estate is a car.

Oscar Nominations have been announced and Keira Knightley and James "i think i love you" McAvoy have been snubbed - boo!! Cate Blanchett is up for both best supporting actress and best actress, she is amazing and should at least get one gong on the night, if the ceremony even takes place that is with the current writer's strike - boo again!

Well after the longest month ever i get paid on Thursday, why the fuck do most places pay people early in December its so buggin! i dont actually buy that many xmas presents so there is no need to get paid on the frikkin 14th of December and then struggle through a 6 week month, borrowing money left right and centre to then spend February paying everyone back - grrr! I shall be spending the majority of next month in the cinema trying to see all the leading Oscar contenders. Anyways that enough ranting for now.

As you can probably tell after my last couple of blogs i am having a good day today and hope you are too,

xx