She's back!!!!

I am not sure why i am so excited but since reading in the Metro this morning that Amy Winehouse performed at the Mercury Music Awards last night i have been humming her little dittie's like a loon! I like many have been worried about Ms Winehouse, wanting to give her a big hug and a mug of tea - but last night she apparently delivered a legendary performance of her new single "Love is a losing game" - i hope this is the start of her getting back on stage and doing what i love her for.




The tube strike is off but is taking a while to get back to "normal" so London is still mental, Bus drivers are still dangerously closing doors on people, this morning my bus driver actually slammed the door shut as a woman with a pushchair was getting on - ya see, there is that hospitality this city is famous for.

I know this is going to make me sound so shallow that i could drown in a thimble but i am kinda wishing today that i was a Malawian social worker. Welfare officer Simon Chisale is coming over to stay with Madonna to assess her family's suitability for adopting baby David. He gets to stay with Madonna!! I can just imagine breakfast - Madonna stood over the stove with her hair in rollers and a ciggie hanging out of her gob shouting "do you want beans or tomatoes love!", clipping little Lourdes round the ear saying "shave that tache before you go to school missy", Guy in the living room watching Eastenders and praying for inspiration. Maybe it's not exactly like that but i think i have pretty much nailed it.

My severe hatred for Chanelle from Big Brother carries on, now she is on the front cover of one of those hideous lad's mags with her did's out! Classy! On the subject of those magazines like Zoo and Nuts, can someone tell men that it is not acceptable to read those in public as they are pretty much porn! i doubt the dribbling guy opposite me on the tube last week was reading an enthralling article about global warming and climate change, unless the climate change was in a bedroom in bermondsey and 2 girls were so hot that their nipples popped out of their shirts. Filth.

Due to bizarre reasons i have not watched TV for over a month now and the thing is i actually don't care. I have thrived on TV most of my life and come from the kind of family where conversation is limited but staring at the TV is common place. I am still managing to keep tabs on what is going on in the world and it's only happened a couple of times where people have been talking and i dont know what show they are on about. If only alcohol was as easy to give up i could be like a nun by the end of the year - well more like Whoopi Goldberg in "Sister Act" probably.

Anyways more inane ramblings to follow tomorrow

xx