Well stardom has at last plopped itself on my doorstep, yesterday I was interviewed on BBC Radio 1Xtra giving advice to lesbian and gay young people about coming out and homophobia etc, there is now a campaign for me to take over from that fat bastard Chris Moyles on the Radio 1 Breakfast Show, I could follow in the footsteps of Sara Cox, we could even have the same nickname of "Coxy" for an entirely different reason obviously.

I am addicted to the song "Red" by Daniel Merriweather at the moment and cannot stop listening to it! such a beautiful song.

I am not being very proud this year at all, this weekend its sheffield pride and I aint heading there, not going to London or Brighton Pride either, but hey in the world of pippy everyday is pride day, especially now that I am an international radio star helping gays on a worldwide level, holler!

It’s a good job we came back from Ibiza when we did, did ya hear about the plane crash? yes Jordan (aka Katie Price) is there this week and has taken car crash to plane crash levels, of course I shall be tuning into her next reality show because I am a fickle celeb obsessed saddo.

Had a quiet night in last night and caught up on some iplayer, watched "Crimewatch Roadshow" - I do love those real crime stories, well they were following a rural police team in Northumbria doing a farmwatch shift where they deploy police vehicles all over the countryside to spot criminals nicking equipment from farmland. It was H-I-larious, this ballsy female chief inspector spent ages briefing her team, the cameras followed them round all night and the only thing that happened was someone stopping a police car to ask for directions to the nearest chinese takeaway and then the presenters had to interview the chief inspector for 5 minutes about the experience, I was crying with laughter. Thankfully the show is co-presented by that sex copper Rav Wilding who is all kinds of fine!!




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oh and the sweat bomb that sits next to me at work has now regularly started cracking his knuckles - thanks a lot god!!

Chatty Man!

Well last night I caught up on some of the TV I missed whilst away, first port of call was 4od catch up as Alan Carr has now got his own chat show called "Chatty Man" and it was pretty good apart from the audience clapping like monkeys everytime Alan Carr said something remotely funny. He did have some cracking jokes though, the one about Britney's voice sounding like someone ordering a cheeseburger through the intercom at a McDonalds drive thru was particularly good, his guests were a bit dull though - Bruce Forsythe, although Alan was talking to him about the world of modern celebrity and paparazzi saying "bet they didn’t have paparazzi in your day eh brucey, did they just make sketches?"

The token dull American guest who didn’t have a clue what was going - Heather Graham, the last guest was Ross Kemp, now I know he has been in my boudoir before but I think he is getting better with age, I am loving the sight of him in army gear in Afghanistan and also the fact that he is such a luvvie, and a big chunk of hunk - ooh baby baby.




So it looks like Kerry katona got fat, maybe I should believe in god after all, in other celeb news Lindsay Lohan has been questioned by the police after £250,000 worth of Dior jewellery went missing from a recent photoshoot she did in London, well its not like she is getting money anywhere else, I do wonder where she gets her money from, she has not made a film in ages, the only thing she does is charges nightclubs for her presence there. trash

I guess it should come as no surprise that both Katie Price and Peter Andre have signed up to do separate reality shows charting the progress of their divorce, well that will be nice for the kids when they grow up "lookjunior this is where I call your father a stinking cunt in the courtroom! and now look at daddys sad face, ahh diddums" classy.

To end on a rather sad note, I found out yesterday that I guy I have known for a number of years through work died suddenly a few weeks ago at the tender age of 29, he was one of the brightest, most enthusiastic, passionate, funny guys I have met and he will be truly missed, R.I.P Phil xxx

So the holiday is over, I am back from Ibiza and work SUCKS!! I did however have an absolutely marvellous time, the weather was sensational and I managed to get a tan which is pretty good for a sensituve skinned lil white boy like me! We stayed in Calla de Grassios which is about a 15 - 20 walk to San Antonio so we were away from the noise and the "Binge drink brits abroad" crowd, we had a nice little beach near by too, most days were spent lounging by the pool giving all the other people around the pool nicknames, some too horrible for me to even write on here.

Nightlife wise, we hit a few clubs but mainly stuck to the bars due to rather excessive prices, managed to get over to Ibiza town one night for some much needed gayness, I am sure there must be a homo bar in San Antonio but could we find it? could we buffalo! big thanks to Oliver for sorting it all out and respect to the girls for making us laugh and coping with overt homosexuality. Bring on Finland in August!!

Well whilst I have been away not a huge amount has happened, apart from the frikkin BNP winning 2 seats in the European Elections, this just sickens me, I just cant comprehend how anyone could read their manifesto and still cross that box, guess there are more stupid people around than I originally thought, its even more sad that one of the seats was won in the yorkshire and humber regional constituency, as a yorkshire man this totally blows me away but kinda makes me realise why there are so many northern gay boys down south. Thankfully the majority of the country seem to be against this hate party so lets fight the good fight people.

In the more shallow world of showbiz, Madonna has been granted the adoption of another Malawi orphan, a little girl called Mercy, the adoption seems to be have been welcomed by Malawi but the usual haters are out in force, lets face it, its Madonna, the woman gets what she wants, do I agree with this? I am not sure, I have very dear friends who are going through massive adoption processes at the moment, it all just seems to happen so quickly if you have shitloads of money or are married to Brad Pitt.

I wrote a blog entry on holiday that was pretty ranty, I don’t know why, its not like I was in a bad mood but when it hits me it hits me! so here we go

Its probably quite easy for me to say that most journalists in the gay press could not write their name on a dusty sideboard, but after YEARS of buying the gay magazine "Attitude" , I have to say that the magazine has got better overall but every single issue there is an interview with a hot young male actor and the questions are always the same

- would you ever do a gay sex scene?

- would you ever do full frontal nudity?

- have you ever had a gay experience?

I do have to admit that generally I am intrigued by the answers to these questions but at the same time it is a bit tragic, the magazine is veering to becoming an all male FHM, is this what our gay brothers and sisters fought for in the 60's and 70's? when that first punch was thrown at the Stonewall Inn 40 years ago were they thinking - "we are fighting for equality, for human rights but most of all we are fighting to find out if an Hollyoaks actor has sucked a blokes cock.

The summer is haphazardly heading our way, gay pride season is upon us, I still believe that gay pride is relevant, some people are very dismissive about gay pride for a number of reasons, after all Katy Perry got to number one with "I Kissed a Girl" so surely everything is ok right? well Ms Perry is not gay, that record was written and sung to make money not raise any kind of social conscience, I doubt Ms Perry has been punched in the face and called a lezza and I doubt Ms Perry has ever been blocked from expecting basic human rights. Ms Perry is lining her pockets by singing about an intimate expression of love that she has no idea about. perhaps if she was actually gay she would not be signing so loudly, run back to your safe, deluded, gated world and let the fags continue the fight. Where were you at the Proposition 8 rally? meeting with your bank manager perhaps? Your hair, make up, clothes, dance routines and every aspect of your image was probably thought up by gay people (we are quite creative like that it seems) and yet you sing about us like we are circus freaks, will you stand side by side with us as we battle for equality or just buy some popcorn and sit ignorantly watching the lesser fall. At the end of the day we will eventually have equality, we will be out on the streets celebrating, you wont Ms Perry cos without us you will be looking like shit that day - sorry Katy, we have better things to do.

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hey, yay for friday and yay for the last day at work for a week! am off to ibiza on sunday - bring it! just as the sunshine has disappeared too!!

I managed to avoid Big Brother's launch night last night but having seen pics of the housemates it does appear that they have gone for the usual mix of freaks and annoying people, I hope that I manage to avoid it completely but it does tend to take over a lot of conversations around this time of year - boo! I end up being a social outcast, as if not watching The Apprentice is bad enough!

So its been revealed that Angelina Jolie is the most powerful celebrity in the world according to Forbes Magazine, the annual list is based on income and media representation, although Angelina only made $27 Million last year whereas no 2 on the list Oprah Winfrey made a staggering $275 Million, Angelina had more press coverage so she hits the top, Madonna did well too at No.3 with earnings of $110 Million, Credit Crunch anyone?

There really is not much to report today it has to be said so I shall move straight onto …

THE IMAGINARY MEN OF PIPPY'S BOUDOIR

Thanks must go to my babygirl - Dan Jackson for his suggestion of today's boudoir guest, It is the gush moistening Danny Cipriani, he is a rugby player and also goes out with brunette bimbette Kelly Brook, he is all different shades of fine!!




I am on holiday for the next week but shall be doing a bumper blog of fun when I get back, have a grand week, laters

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Well how y'all doing?

I am fine and dandy, went to see Brtitney Spears with Oliver, Amy and the gals last night on the opening night of her run of shows at the o2 Arena. Everyone is already well aware that she mimes throughout the show apart from the ballad "Everytime" and yes she does do a lot of dancing and might be too out of breath to sing, but Madonna who is 23 years older than Britney does loads more singing and dancing during her shows and pretty much sings live. The stage set, dancers and circus performers were very impressive but there are too main complaints - firstly the O2 arena fits 20,000 ish people and if you are quite far from the stage a video screen would have been useful, Britney just looked like a girl in hotpants and a bra with blonde hair and due to her lack of live vocals, it really could have been anyone, also what with the breaks for circus acts and the dancers doing their thing I am not sure exactly how long Ms Spears was actually on stage but it was not enough. It was a good evening but it could have been so much better with just a few thoughtful tweaks.



It's all go in theatreland at the moment, Last night was the press night for Hamlet starring Jude Law, also featuring my ex who is still a very dear friend, the reviews overall have been great and I cant wait to see it, alsdo announced yesterday was the broadway production of "Cat on a hot tin roof" starting at the novello theatre in december starring the amazing James Earl Jones and Phylicia Rashad aka Clair Huxtable from the "Cosby Show" - the play opened to massive rave reviews on Broadway last year and I am hoping to get a ticket for this run!

Well I hope you have all voted today in the European Parliament Elections, with all the distrust of the major political parties due to the expenses claims scandal it is feared that people may do some rather radical voting - this could mean the BNP getting more votes than usual, so please use your vote wisely, keep the racist scum away.

Well yesterday it was my favourite silver fox's birthday, yes CNN news reporter Anderson Cooper turned 42, I don’t know what it is about this guy but I wouldn’t mind being the crawl at the bottom of his screen!





Only a few days to go now til I jet off to Ibiza and I cant wait, just to be sat by the pool with the sun blazing down and a cocktail by my side listening to some major tunes will simply be heaven! before that I have the lovely joy of seeing Ms Dan Jackson who is heading down to London village tomorrow and staying at mine for the week whilst I am away, it will be lush to see him and have a good ole catch up and a lovely lovely pint of the lager!

Right I must dash

toodles

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Well I never thought I would say this but poor Danielle Lloyd, you may remember she was in celeb big brither with Jade Goody and was one of the three who took part in the rascist bullying of Shilpa Shetty, I am in no way condoning her behaviour, it was disgusting but since then she has come out as a survivor of Domestic Violence and made an extremely moving documentary around the issue for Comic Relief. She is probably best known for being a bit of a WAG and also for going out clubbing a lot, last week she was out clubbing in London when a couple of girls started slagging her off, this ended with them assaulting her and pushing her over, through a glass top table. Pictures in the papers saw her lying on the pavement outside the club covered in blood, she is recovering now but news broke this morning that burglars have broken into her flat andtaken over £20,000 worth of stuff - jeez! really no one deserves that kind of shit.

Britain's got talent is over and SuBo didn’t win, the best people did win, I watched the dance group Diversity's performance on youtube and it was fantastic and whatever happens we all know SUBo is going to have a career of some sort, she has now been admitted to the priory, and all the press statements are saying that she is emotionally exahusted and drained, but I think something more shady is going on, I think she might have gone a tad loopy, well I say gone.

well I had a gorge weekend of basking in the sun and doing very little, and it looks like the weather is going to be like this all week with it getting a bit murky next weekend not that I give a shit cos I is off to Ibiza innit! I cannot wait! work has been really tough recently, spending each day writing report, after report, after report. Just to relax by the pool with good music and a refreshing vodka and lemonade - mmmm.

Is it wrong to fancy Prince Harry?

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