whats it all about? i dont give a crap!

Friday, June 29, 2007

London is scaring me again!

A car bomb was found in the heart of London early this morning. It sounds like the driver was planning to drive the car into or near to a nightclub full of people. The bomb contained nails and cylinders of gas so was obviously intended to cause the maximum amount of damage and carnage. It's also approaching the anniversary of the London bombings and just a couple of days after we get a new Prime Minister. The bomb was also placed on the route of the Gay Pride march due to be happening tomorrow, at one point this morning it was rumoured that as a result of the car bomb discovery the pride parade would be cancelled but i am happy to report that it is going ahead as planned, i shall be there throwing condoms at people and praising/cursing the weather.

Well? Have you registered for Spice Girls tickets? I am not entirely sure how it all works but i better get tickets or london is going to see the biggest diva strop ever! I am talking screaming, fur flying, nails gouging eyes out and heel throwing!

Why are people so rude? I had to go to the post sorting office before work today to pick up some things i had ordered off amazon. I knew there was a postal strike on today so i wasnt hopeful that the place would even be open however, it was and there was a bit of a queue and a solitary woman behind the counter clambering over parcels and looking very stressed with some vile vile vile woman barking at her that she was in a rush and had never experienced service like it, news flash sweetheart - its not Selfridges! This poor woman told me when i got to the counter that she was doing this as a favour for a friend. The barking woman swore at this woman twice and never once said please or thankyou - i aint a confrontational person but i had to call her rude - she looked at me like i had done a jobby in her pillow case. Be nice people and it will come back to you. As the barking woman left it was half tempting to shout "Bye, dont let the door hit your fat ass on the way out" but that would not have been nice and she might have swung the jumbo thing round and concussed me.

I am a major music freak and i spend a fortune on cd's, i love spending ages in a good record shop trying to see if i can find any classic bargains - the perfect shop for this is Fopp, They have so many good bargains and i could spend all day in their stores or at least i used to. Due to the increase in downloads and online music. Fopp have announced that they are closing all their stores - boo and boo again!

The magical mystery tour of Facebook continues! - Now i have been contacted by my old friend Diane who i aint seen for about 10 years!! Obviously it can also be a nightmare, there is usually a good reason for a 10 year gap in friendship but we simply lost touch so its great to hear that she is well and we are meeting up next time i am in Sheffield.

THE IMAGINARY MEN OF PIPPY'S BOUDOIR

Anyone who has read my facebook profile over the last week will not be too shocked by todays entry, He went to my school, hi is rather a lot younger than me and is now the lead singer in one of the UK's biggest bands. I have totally fallen for his broad Sheffield accent and his cheeky looks - It's Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys!!





Right folks well thats me done for another week, It's Pride tomorrow and i have a feeling i may be feeling a little worse for wear next week, i apologise for any gaps in service

Happy Pride!!

xx

Thursday, June 28, 2007

the times they are a changing!

Well people today has bought a new challenge to the life of pippy - i was planning to move out of my flat in the next couple of months but last night my flatmate informed me that his girlfriend is moving in at the beginning of August and i have to haul my ass outta there! So this morning i have been emailing lots of potential flats and houses so fingers crossed!

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAA!!!! The Spice Girls have only gone and done it!!! The reunion tour is on and i am moist with anticipation and excitement!! Starts later this year, not sure of dates yet but i will open a family size can of whoop ass for tickets. I will be the one down at the front screaming like a 6 year old girl. Although Geri looked like the cabaret tent at Glastonbury! Seriously what was her dress about?



I was watching the morning news today and it was so funny, we got a new prime minister yesterday but all anyone was talking about was the Spice Girls reunion - it just feels like 1997 all over again!

Anyway if any one knows of any rooms going in the dalston, hackney, shoreditch, hoxon area please let me know. right i better get back to the search and and that work thing too

bigger blog tomorrow with some hot boudoir action!!

xx

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Ok so it like totally turns out that the flooding in Sheffield is a lot more serious than i was making out yesterday. The main shopping centre called Meadowhall (locals refer to it as Meadowhell) is flooded, Sheffield Wednesday ground is totally covered in water, Thousands of homes are still without electricity and sadly 3 people have lost their lives in this shocking weather. I have never seen anything like this happen in Sheffield and it feels very strange to be sat in London looking on as people come to terms with what has happened. Thankfully it seems that my friends and family are all fine and have not been hit too badly with the damage.

here is the ground floor of the meadowhall shopping centre



I am sooo excited - thanks to my ever growing obsession with one Mr Wainwright i managed to get pre sale tickets for his October tour today! I am seeing him in Sheffield and London and cant wait! The man is a genius!



Next week is goig to be crazy gig wise - on Tuesday i go and see the sparkling diva that is Tori Amos!! and then on thursday it will be time for a bit of JustinTimberlake action! Closely followed by Wembley Stadium for Live Earth with Razorlight, Snow Patrol, Red Hot Chilli Peppers and of course Madonna!! Then the day after that i am dashing to Sheffield to join my friend Matt for his birthday - i say i am going to go every year and never make it and he has always made the effort to come down to London so it's about time i strapped on a pair and behaved like a friend.

So Paris Hilton is again out of jail to a mass media frenzy! There is not much to say about this other than "whatever" - she is being interviewed by Larry King in America and will no doubt cry her eyes out and claim she has found jesus over the last few weeks. Lets see how long it takes for her to be pictured falling out of a nightclub into her car!

I can't let today go by without mentioning the fact that we have like totally got a new Prime Minister! I am not exactly known for my appreciation of the cut throat world of British politics but its a big day and deserves a mention even in my shallow little world. I just hope that Brown brings with him some creativity and enthusiasm and not such a George Bush ass licking blood thirsty hunger for war - heres hoping!!

xx

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Sheffield? Are you still there?

What is happening with the frikkin weather?? My home city of Sheffield is all over the news at the moment with severe flooding! My darling friend Emma has posted a video on facebook of her journey home last night and it is so hideous! I have never known that to happen in Sheffield, Of course we have been snowed in before but thats always a good excuse to not go to work and finally crack open the alcohol that you are too scared to drink for fear of it being rank!

To my darlings in Sheffield please take it easy, dont go outside - just immerse yourselves in the superficial world of american sitcoms and to hell with the weather, of course if you are reading this on a laptop whilst sat on the roof of your house - it might be time to call in Dame Shirleys helicopter.

My obsession at the moment and for quite some time now has of course been the oh so lovely Rufus Wainwright. He has just announced even more live dates for October and i am so going, i am going to stand at the front and unashamedly scream like he was Take That! He puts his all into his live shows and actually gives a shit about his fans which is rarer than you might think.

Well they have gone and done it, The Spice Girls have made an announcement about making an announcement. Whatever ever they have planned is going to be revealed to the world on thursday. Lets hope it goes something like this - Sporty Spice has finally decided that her fringe is working about as well as my gag reflex, Scary Spice has realised that leopard is 'nt coming back ever!, Baby Spice has stopped being so annoyingly nice that you want to drive a nail through her head, Ginger has realised that by calling her daughter Bluebell Madonna, she has pretty much guaranteed the child a stint in rehab and Posh has started eating one snack-a-jack a day in an attempt to become human.

I do of course jest! It's going to be a massive world tour is'nt it? it has to be! i shall be there screaming like Paris in a cell or Beth Ditto in a fat farm!

So i went to the Mayor's Pride Reception last night and it was quite fun, there were the usual gay mafia types. Lots of gay men in suits which i always seem to think is funny mainly because you know that when they get home they throw that suit off and put their peekaboo slacks on before lipsynching to Dame Shirley Bassey's version of "Get The Party Started". Ken Livingstone did a very good speech highlighting how far the gays have come in their battle for equality but then Ben Summerskill from Stonewall did a majorly depressing speech about the struggle (which he said about 20 mins) that all gays and lesbians face i todays society! Chin up love it aint all that bad, sure we still face homophobia and discrimination but the progress that has been made over the last 10 - 15 years has been amazing. Let's celebrate our achievements at London Pride this saturday and not turn into the moaning minority - that will not get us anywhere! If we focus on how we have achieved so much it will make achieving more a lot easier.

xx

Monday, June 25, 2007

well another weekend, another hangover, another fun fun fun time!!

Friday night i was out with Ali and Mike at Ghetto, a fun night was had by all, the highlight was watching a scary, predatory lesbian fall flat on her face near the dancefloor, she did look in rather a lot of pain but i was too busy laughing to help her! I then took my drunken ass home and stayed up for a while to watch the ArcticMonkeys do a pretty blinding set at Glastonbury! I have a major crush on the lead singer now and even though he looks about 12 he is in fact 21 so i dont feel too much like a dirty old perv!

Saturday i met up with Oliver,Clare, Glenn, Ruth and Zoe to head to Brighton. Went to a few real ale pubs, i didnt really sample any as ale aint my bag but all was fun. Then we headed to Debbie's for more drinking and general merriment, but the clock was ticking and the gays needed to head out to sample what was on offer cockwise. It was a rather random night, we ended up at a night called "Dynamite Boogaloo" which wa sreally busy and saw the delightful Boogaloo Stu doing his thang on stage along with a very breasty woman and princess knickers stripping down to her tassles. The highlight was a rather lovely man getting on stage and removing all his clothes, thats all it takes for me to have a good night these days. My friend Paul was also in Brighton and managed to bump into a certain Mr Rufus Wainwright and had a chat with him in a bar that i only left a few mins before - bitter and twisted!!

Woke up yesterday feeling rough as but me and Oliver had shopping to do, i bought a few lil gorgeous things but the buggin weather cut our shopping short and so back to London we went. I spent last night curled up in bed watching far too much Glastonbury, have still got hours to go but i thought the Killers were amazing and Paulo Nutini was fantastic, i have yet to see Dame Shirley Bassey but from what i hear she rocked it!

Have not heard from my friend Camilla who was there this weekend, so either her phone died within seconds of arriving or she is a head popping out of a sea of mud. I am sure she has had a fantastic time, i am not sure i could have coped with the mud, i have a tendency to fall over anyway and slippy mud would have meant me being flat on my back all weekend and quite frankly i can stay in London and achieve that!

Tonight it's the Mayor of London's Gay Pride Reception and being a self appointed member of the gay mafia i shall be attending. These events are always quite funny. You just generally arrive, judge people and get judged, drink as much free drinks as possible by creating a human chain from the drinks table and then spend the rest of the time guessing whats in the canapes. Last year Sir Ian McKellen turned up looking slightly dishevelled obviously feeling that his title and talent was all that was needed for such an occasion.

Right i am going to go and find my tiara.

xx

Friday, June 22, 2007

It's friday! It's pay day! It's boudoir day!

Scream it bitches - life is good and god is great! Last night i went out with the lovely Paul for drinks, I was a tad early meeting him so popped into the big gay shop that is Prowler! I spent a fortune in a matter of seconds - I bought the film "Shortbus" on dvd which is excellent and very explicit which is a total bonus. I also bought "Angels In America" which has a whole host of stars in it including Al Pacino and the wonderful, marvellous Meryl Streep and just when i thought i could leave the dvd section i saw "The Naked Civil Servant", its basically the life story of Quentin Crisp starring John Hurt - it was originally screened in 1976 (the year i was born) - it was very controversial at the time so i had to get it as part of my commitment to the gays and their history.

Tonight i am out on the town with my friends Mike and Ali - we are off to a rather splendid night called "The Cock" at a small sweaty club called "The Ghetto" - i have been a few times before and its always good fun with the occassional hottie in a corner so bring on the buggery!

Tomorrow i am off to Brighton to celebrate my friends Glenn and Debbie's birthdays and then later i am out on the town with Oliver - shaking it with the brighton bum boys! the weather forecast is pretty good so it should be a fun day all round.

Now i thought i had a drink problem but check out this news story -

"A DRUNKEN woman had to be pulled out of a freshly-laid road after falling into an asphalt trench.

Elena Pavlovna, 43, was staggering home when surfacing machinery blocked her path.

She tried to climb over it but toppled into a concrete mixer, which had been left on. It twirled her around for five minutes until she pulled herself out.

But dizzy Elena — weighed down by the liquid concrete on her clothes — fell flat on her back into the pool of drying asphalt. When the road workers returned from a lunch break, they found Elena craning her neck and head out of the sticky mix — and swearing.

They called rescue services and she was winched clear"

Good lord the shame!!!

THE IMAGINARY MEN OF PIPPY'S BOUDOIR

Now this is a repeat but he was in my birthday boudoir along with a whole host of other dreamboy's but i think with this set of pictures he really deserves the spotlight - he is so big and hairy and grrrr!!!!! he could literally do anything to me, i really wouldn't mind, at his service - a vessel waiting to be filled. It's the fiercely attractive Scott Caan





Have a fab weekend and i expect you to be pulling me out of the cement on monday!

xx

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Shallow?

Well folks last night i needed a distraction from work and my thoughts in general so i popped off to the cinema to see the kind of film that would require no thought, the kind of film where there are lots of big bangs and special effects. I plumped for the second Fantastic Four film - well fantastic it is not! My main shallow reason for picking this film in particular was the presence of the actor Chris Evans - he appeared in my boudoir a while ago and basically has the kind of chest that should NEVER be covered.

He took his shirt off once!! i ask ya! was he booked for his acting ability? doubtful - as you can imagine i was quite upset but i thought hey there will be lots of effects to look forward to but they were all relatively dull apart from the moment where the London Eye nearly collapses which i must admit was quite well done but generally i would advice approaching this with caution. There are many more blockbusters this summer to look forward to.

Oh the government has done it again, Imagine if we all turned a blind eye to homophobic bullying in school! It's a good job there are agencies out there working to improve the situation. The Government has rejected a call from MP's to make all schools record bullying incidents. The only bullying that is recorded at the moment is reports of racist bullying, homophobic bullying is the most common form of bullying in school. The harsh reminder of the effects of this were reported in "The Times" earlier this month when a 15 year old boy lay in front of a speeding train in South Wales to commit suicide after enduring bullying due to his sexuality. This is not the 1st time this has happened and the government is really making sure that it wont be the last.

After my hideous cinema trip last night, i got home and curled up on the sofa with Heat Magazine (yeah ok i am still buying it), I also indulged in my guilty pleasure - police camera action shows, yeah for no apparent reason i love them!!! Last night it was cops with cameras!! it was fantastic - high speed car chases, drug busts - It really makes me feel like a man, well kinda, i am reading which heels are in this week at the same time.

God i loathe Michelle Heaton - she used to be in Liberty X but now all she does is bump uglies with Lisa Scott Lee's brother and writes a "column" for OK! Magazine - she has been criticised once for being homophobic but she has done it again this week, talking about big brother "2 gay men have gone into the house but we really need some straight men to spice it up" - how is that going to happen exactly - from what i see the new guys are really dull or up themselves. Judging by the rest of her column i should not take her ideas on board, the other articles are so simple - the sky is blue and so is the sea kinda revelations.

Basically she is a bint with too much foundation and time on her hands

xx

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Good afternoon people

Sorry for the ever so slight delay in posting but the last few days have been random to say the least.

Saturday was the murder mystery party which was simply bizarre! There are many reasons for this but i shall focus on just one - I am not blaming the hosts but there was a woman there who i simply wanted to smack, i don't believe in violence against women but this one really took the piss. She was one of those straight people who could only associate gay men with anal sex. At one point she asked my dear friend Pete if he had ever had a girlfriend to which he replied yes, she then asked if he had ever done her up the bum!! we had met her less than 2 hours ago! We turned all her bum sex questions back to her and she would not answer any of them.

I would never dream of invading a straight persons sex life by asking hideously intimate questions like that, to do that to any gay man is extraordinarily rude and ignorant. The stereotype that all gay men have sex all the time is exactly that - a stereotype. So think before you speak, oh and never say either of the following "i love gay people" or "i have lots of gay friends" - its not like you are going to get a medal.

Sunday was spent at Pete's old house in Hackney, I had such a good time and cuaght up with people i had not seen for a while. It always seems to escape my notice that sunday is the day before monday, so when i finally went to sleep at 4.30am i was in a little bit of a state, lets just say that i felt shocking yesterday and spent the whole day feeling very sorry for myself.

Today though i am all good. Ihave managed to eat healthy and i have slept well so it's all systems go. The next few weeks at work are going to be tres busy so i need my wits about me.

I was reading this morning that "comedian" Bernard Manning has passed away. He was known in his time as being one of the most offensive comedians in Britain with his racist, sexist and homophobic jokes spreading like poison across the land. I think it's a credit to this country that that kind of humour is really not accepted except for maybe in Blackpool but who the hell would want to be watching comedy there?

I am so still not getting into Big Brother, Mainly due to being out quite a bit at the moment, enjoying the weather but also there doesnt seem to be that much going on. Usually the mainstream press is full of articles but apart from the racist comment at the start of the series there has not been a huge amount of coverage. Apparently we have now had the first ever gay kiss! but that was during a game of truth or dare.

Well the "Hollyoaks" gay storyline is still going on but one of the characters has now announced he is leaving so that should put a stop to all the tea time man on man action! the same thing happened on "Coronation Street" - their first gay storyline was fantastic and then one of the characters left and we were left with mincing Sean the "best actor" in soap - whatever!

Blog will be back to normal with daily updates from tomorrow

Laters

xx

Friday, June 15, 2007

well its nearly the weekend and what a weekend it will be!! Tomorrow i am off to the 2nd annual murder mystery party!!! I am playing a mayor's wife so yet again i will be spending a saturday dressed as a woman! Pete is playing my husband in his most challenging role yet - yeah he is playing a man!!

On Sunday Pete is having a lil soiree at his old house to say goodbye once and for all to Mayola Road in Hackney. Cut to me playing "Americas Next Top Model" in his back garden and being judged on my signature walk!

Last night i was out in Soho with Tony and David, we went to a gay bar called The Village - i swear i shall never go again! I dont know why i was surprised at a gay bar man being snotty and rude, i should be used to it by now but this one was a particular cunt! I ordered a vodka and coke and had a taste and it was basically water, the coke did not taste like coke and it had never even been introduced to vodka, i took it back and the pug faced euro trash behind the bar looked like i had just told him that orange was not his best skin colour! he totally patronised me and made me feel like shit. Staff with too much power - it's just wrong, anyway avoid the place at all costs

Go Oprah!!!! She has been named the most powerful celebrity in the world, Her earnings last year topped $260 million and Madonna has climbed back up the chart to number 3 thanks to the amazing confessions album and tour!

Fantastic news this week that 3 of the worlds top reggae/dancehall singers have renounced homophobia and condemned violence against lesbians and gay men. Beenie Man, Sizzla and Capleton had previously released anti-gay hate songs including incitements to murder lesbians and gay men. They have now signed up to the Reggae Compassionate Act in a deal brokered with top reggae promoters and stop murder music activists.

I think i may have too much power, today Melanie C confirmed that there will be a spice girls reunion!! there are rumours of 6 shows happening this year around the world, its not going to be a Take That style reunion but just a few one off shows to say good bye to the fans!! i am moist with excitement!

THE IMAGINARY MEN OF PIPPY'S BOUDOIR

I love this man, he never wears a shirt like ever!!! his torso is absolutely lush and lickable! Oh to be that toothbrush!! It's Matthew McConaughey!!



cheers honeyz!! ride it with the misteeq bump n flex!!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

It's my 150th post!!!

well people i am back! I have been on training for the last 2 days in my home city of Sheffield. It was really great to get away from the big smoke. I just love the fact that all my mates in Sheffield make such an effort when i come up. I always end up seeing everyone i want to see and having a really fab time. Thanks to my girl Dan for putting me up! managed to see my gorge friend Emma and her beautiful son, Stanley who is crawling all over the place and laughing a lot!! bless

I was actually in Sheffield for work but that didnt stop me going out and drinking like someone was going to tell me to stop! This led to me feeling shattered yesterday - i must have been tired as i fell asleep before the train started moving and woke up as we were pulling into London.

So the second i write that Paris is free and out of prison, she is sent back in there boo hooing all the way. I am quite past caring really. She will obviously be released and do the round of interviews - Diane Sawyer, Barbara Walters - i pray that Oprah does not give her the time of day!

Big Brother is just not getting me going this year. I saw it on friday where the 2 gay boys went in and they are both quite bizarre. One being camp, greek and full of it and the other being random, ginger and mick hucknall ish - not sure what there stories are but it does seem strange to have 2 gays going in at once - is this some kind of ploy to get some bum action happening? I have a feeling it wont happen but with that show ya never know! They will probably show someone getting queer bashed in the next few days!

I have now become totally addicted to www.facebook.com - it's having a detrimental effect on me having an actual life well not totally as woo hoo!!! I'm going to Ibiza!!! Yeah lovely Oliver has booked us a week away in a month!! I so need this holiday, i am going to America later this year but have been craving a beach holiday for a while. I think it will mostly be mash up nights and lazy days!! Thanks to Oliver for basically turning into my PA to sort all this out!

Now i have a bone to pick with Melanie C aka Sporty Spice - basically love make your fuckin mind up, she is on TV quite a bit at the moment desperately plugging some new single (newsflash Mel - it wont be a hit!, it will only be a hit in Germany where you are bizarrely popular but saying that so is David Hasslehoff) Anyway whenever she is on a TV show they inevitably ask her about the potential for the Spice Girls reunion and she answers it differently everytime - it ranges from a cheeky wink to the camera to an absolute denial! You would be nowhere without the spice girls honey! Learn to appreciate that there are still fans out there who are hoping for a reunion and stop fucking with our heads!!

i know that was all a bit drama queen but hey its the spice girls.......i feel so much better now!

xx

Friday, June 08, 2007

What a hideous week!!

I am sorry for the lack of blogging this week people but i have been seriously run down!! started with a stomach ache, then took a turn into a sore throat and now i am al bunged up and not in a good way!! If i see one more daytime tv advert asking me to call 0800 blah blah blah i will throw my tv off the balcony! The best of the worst adverts has to be Glenhill Insurance - they have used their own staff which is always a huge mistake! they all look into the camera like extras from "shaun of the dead"

So the girl that thought indie was new has been thrown out of the Big Brother house for using the "N" word - well good quite frankly - that is just one of those words that should never ever be used. How thick did she have to be after knowing all that went on with the last Celeb big bro! Apparently 2 more people are going in tonight and one of them is a flaming homo so that should break down the stereotypes and open up a well thought out dialogue in the media.

So Paris is free of sorts, She has been released from prison for medical reasons, were the crabs starting to itch perhaps? She is now under house arrest - oh poor thing! Can you imagine what Paris Hiltons house is actually like. My god i doubt i would ever want to leave. Paris took offence to American Comedienne Sarah Silvermans joke that they should remove the bars from her cell and replace them with penises to make her feel more at home! i thought it was genius but Paris obviously didn't like the gag! ya get me?

I totally missed the 10 year anniversary of my coming out - it was in April of 2003!! Well this weekend my friend Oliver is celebrating his 10 years and so we are off for a big night out in Soho tomorrow, Should be lots of fun!! I am sure at some point i will have to restrain the drinking as i am catching a train to Sheffield on sunday morning for a couple of days of work but hey i can always sleep and vomit on the train, thats always attractive! I will also need to prepare for the onslaught of orange skin and mullets - the overall make up of the sheffield gay scene.

Right it's time for a little rant now, a very delayed rant! About 2 years ago i was in Sheffield and for those that don't know i suffer from Asthma. I was staying at my friend Emma's house, she has a cat which usually triggers off my asthma, i guess the smoking didnt help much either. Anyway i had stupidly forgotten my inhaler and woke up having a massive asthma attack, luckily there was a pharmacy down the street so i sent Emma to get me an inhaler, the staff said they needed to see me - by this point i could not really breathe past my tonsils and the way it goes is that the more you cant breathe, the more you panic and the more you panic the more you cant breathe. So i staggered down to the pharmacy - by this time i could not speak. Anyway basically there is a stupid law? in this country that even if a person is having a full on astham attack and basically cannot get oyxgen in to their body, there is nothing a pharmacist can do without permission from the patients doctor. Luckily Emma knew someone across town who had an inhaler otherwise i might have just died. Just thought i would let you know how stupid certain aspects of life are.

I have just been introduced to Facebook! I tried to come to terms with myspace but it just really bugged me and i didnt really want to be associated with anything that had enabled Lily Allen to have a voice in this world but facebook is just lovely! you can spend hours just wading through people's friends feeling slightly sad that they have more than you or that you have not been introduced to half of them leading to a heartbreaking "do i smell?" frame of mind but all in all its lovely to see who is on there.

With my lovely bank charge cash back i have been buying some lovely music - bought the new Beveraly Knight album last weekend but only just got chance to llisten to it and it is great. Real old school soul!! Also bought Mutya Buena's debut and that is pretty good but if you are just going to buy it to hear the Amy Winehouse duet then dont - they recorded it seperately and you cant even tell when Amy is singing!

THE IMAGINARY MEN OF PIPPY'S BOUDOIR

Every so often this boudoir gets quite random and for the last few weeks i have totally spoilt you with some total hottie's so now its my turn to exercise my love of the slightly older, balder man. He is, for some, a bit of a gay pin up and for others he is quite repulsive. Its that big beefy macho man Ross Kemp, i can just imagine resting my weary head on his rather ample bosom.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

The Shivering Shits!

I have been ill again!!! Yes it's the thing with passing 30!! i swear all i will be able to eat soon is tomatoes and drink black coffee or i will be dragging my bowels behind me in a trailer and sneezing my internal organs out all over my sagging man boobs!

I have kept myself busy with my "Greys Anatomy" box sets, even just having doctor's on tv made me feel looked after and warm inside!! It is simply the best drama on TV and anyone who avoids it with the old "not another maerican medical drama" thing just needs to sit back and see how good it is!

I would be filling you up with news of "Big Brother" but i have not been watching it, the man they put in on friday is not really my cup of tea, he has that orange, plastic gay look that makes me feel nautious. Apparently something is going to be happening tonight but i have no idea what yet.

Anyway due to being out of the loop for the past couple of days and still not feeling 100% ( i have developed a sore throat now!!) i will give you a more celeb filled update tomorrow.

xx

Friday, June 01, 2007

Ah friday! where have you been all week?? The full line up for this years Glastonbury Festival was announced this morning and looks amazing. I didn't manage to get tickets but a small amount of return tickets are being sold online on sunday morning so fingers crossed for that. So many great acts are playing, here are the ones i would be running to see - Arctic Monkeys, Amy Winehouse, The View, Bjork, Arcade Fire, Rufus Wainwright, The Killers, The Kooks, Paulo Nutini, The Pipettes, Editors, The Twang, Pigeon Detectives, Dame Shirley Bassey!!, James Morrison, The Enemy, The Holloways, The Gossip and Mark Ronson!!

Weekend plans are just flying out of the window at the moment, there was a time when my whole weekend would be planned religiously by Tuesday morning but here i am on friday afternoon with hardly any plans at all, of course throughout the weekend i am sure everything will fall into place quite nicely but at the moment i am like a ship without a rudder.

I was watching a bit of deeply intelligent and thought provoking television - "Katie and Peter -The Next Chapter" - Yes its the reality show that gives you the opportunity to delve deeper into the lives of Jordan and Peter Andre. Jordan gets such a bad wrap from the tabloids but watching this show i have a new found respect for this woman. The way she is with her children especially Harvey is just wonderful. She has managed to build a massively successful career and business whilst undergoing one health issue after the next, So i shall say it loud and proud "I am a gay in love with the Jordan!"

THE IMAGINARY MEN OF PIPPY'S BOUDOIR

This guy makes my hangovers literally disappear!! he is just sexy thats all there is to it. His smile, the jet black hair, the body - he is now hosting the music show "Transmission" on Channel 4 and last weeks guests included the Scissor Sisters and even though my boudoir guest is straight he did give lead singer Jake Shears a big old snog!! Ah i love a straight boy who blurs the edges slightly! It's that beautiful valley boy Steve Jones!!




xx