whats it all about? i dont give a crap!

Thursday, May 31, 2007

I need men!!

Well you either love it or hate it but last night Big Brother 8 began, Davina looking svelt and fabulous did her usual amusing dash round the house stroking and caressing the fixtures and fittings. Then it was time for the housemates to go in. Here's what i thought

1. 18 year old students Sam and Amanda - squealing, pink, fluffy nightmares - would probably be good fun to share a bottle of Rose with on a saturday afternoon but by the evening you would have probably pushed them in front of a night bus.

2. 60 year old Lesley - Not sure what to make of her, doesn't seem to fit in and even though she boasted about her circle of friends, i think she may be a name dropping hanger on

3. Unemployed Charley - described herself as THE it girl of South East London - honey, i live in South East London and there is nowhere ya can be an it girl - peckham?? please!! fierce legs though

4. Chanelle!! The Victoria Beckham wannabe, bit ditzy but anyone whose first words going down the BB house stairs are "F*ck me up the bum" has to be appreciated. Great outfit too

5. Av it!!! Tracy - Did she double drop in the car?? Is she not last years winner with a vagina? Have a feeling we might be seeing withdrawal symptoms quite soon. Trainspotting anyone?

6. Peaches Geldof lookalike Emily, 19 who talked about this new kind of music that was sweeping the nation "its called indie music" - oh dear love, it's not new!! i went to my first indie club when she was 5 years old!

7. Amy Winehouse lookalike Shabnam - bit non descript really, although she described herself as "mad" and anyone who says that "i'm mad me!!" has to go - if you have to say you are mad then generally you are not!

8. Nikky the Banker, dull dull dull

9. Beth Ditto/ Matt Lucas Look a like Welsh Laura - we like her, she steals pints, loves food and has a great pair of did's! my kinda girl!

and last but not least

10. Carole!!! we love her!!! she is a hiv/aids campaigner for a charity very close to my heart, the crowd loved her and she just looks like she is in there to shake it up and have some fun

Apparently there is a man going in to the house on friday - thank god - the producers must realise that the only groups of people that vote in Big Brother are women and gay men!! and although it will be fun to watch these women turn from like minded individuals into back stabbing bitches there just needs to be some man action in there.

More shocking gay news - David Hyde Pierce aka Niles in the sitcom "Frasier" has come out of the closet. What is the world coming to? Next thing ya know Martina Navratilova will be saying she is a lesbian! i mean really a female tennis player being a lesbian - have you ever heard such a thing?

xx

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

I dont want to speak ill of my home city and i am sure most places have thick people in them but some of the questions asked on www.sheffieldforum.co.uk are so hilarious! I often pop on sheffield based sites just to keep in touch with the city that kicked my arse into gear and got me to London! Anyway lets see what some of the recent hot questions have been and i shall answer them as best i can

Q - Where is the best place to get some hen night t-shirts?

A - A t shirt printing shop you muppet!

Q - Where is Stannington?

A - Look on a map you loser

Q - Greens Gym - How much is it?

A - Pick up the phone and ask them you idiot

Q - Where can i buy a good pen?

A - Any stationers in the world you f*ckin muppet!!

The best til last and this is totally true!!

Q - Where can i buy Orange Juice?

A - Halfords! Where dya frikkin think? A bloody supermarket!!!!!!

I just really think people are just stupid, c'mon government lets tax the stupid people! the oxygen thiefs! I have no doubt that you will be popping a select few in the Big Brother House tonight, failing that - romford and uxbridge seem like a safe bet! that way they can all listen to their mp3's as loud as they like, they can walk as slow as they want and they can drag those buggin trolley suitcases through tube turnstiles like there is no tomorrow.

I am not sure if i have mentioned this before but i have queue jinx - if you ever find yourself travelling or shopping with me do not enter a queue with me because no matter how fast the queue was moving before i joined it, it will grind to a halt - people using coupons, asking a bus driver the routes of all the london buses, buying day travelcards for an entire family - you name it - i have got stuck behind it, i think the worst are cash machine morons! i am an expert at drawing cash out of my account - just ask my bank manager! I have been using cash machines for years, as have most people on this planet so why does it take some people twice as long - is there perhaps some email facility on the machine that i am not aware of? have they started showing the Lord of the Rings Trilogy on the screen? i think there should be a trapdoor at the cash machine and as long as you stick to a average time you should be safe but any longer than just over a minute and that trapdoor should open up to all kinds of horrors.

I know, i know people will say "oh but it sometimes takes longer for older people to do things" Oh believe me honey, i know it takes longer!!! so take the wheels off the chav's trainers, put them on old peoples shoes and lets party! i mean really, what harm can it do? besides it would be hilariously funny just like that woman falling over in the office reception on the "accident at work, need compensation" advert.

I realise i have been cruel today but thats life think on!!

xx

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Greetings

Well what a vile bank holiday weekend - weather wise!! Bank holidays are supposed to be for skipping happily through soho, drinking beer and laughing like a nutter in beer gardens and generally topping up the tan. I spent all day yesterday hiding in my flat in the pit (my room) watching way too much "Grey's Anatomy".

Sunday night i went to see Rufus Wainwright at the first of his shows at the Old Vic Theatre. He was sensational!!! I had not had much of an opportunity to listen to his new album before the show but i have to say that once i heard the songs performed live i just fell in love with them. He just brings so much of his character to each track that you are with him all the way. The finale of the show had to be seen to be believed but let me just say it involved Rufus, fire engine red lipstick, black stilettos and his band dancing in tuxedos! yes it was all very judy, judy, judy!!!

Well i have to mention it at some point - yes Big Brother starts this week - last year i managed to give it quite a wide birth thanks to that total bint Nikki but i am actually semi looking forward to this years show, obviously i have no idea who is going into the house but i am sure it will be the usual diverse, intelligent and groundbreaking selection as in previous years. There was a programme on the other night about what happened to the housemates from all the series. It was hilariously deluded television!! Remember Victor from Big Brother 5? He was saying that immedicately after leaving the house he considered himself A-list and was mentioned in the same sentence as Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise!! yeah how did that sentence go? "Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt are great actors and true celebrities but that Victor from Big Brother is a right fat twat!"

Quite a few of the ex housemates were "working on their music" ha ha!! what a joke! does that mean they do saturday work at HMV? Also remember Ahmed, the plate smashing loon from Big Brother 5? he was on this programme and actually said that "if you have not been on tv you dont exist!" no honey - you have been on tv and everyone wishes you didn't exist! he also says that if he leaves the house he still has to wear a disguise - well if i had that face and those teeth i would want to protect the rest of the world from seeing them too!! fugly bastard!

Anyway that starts on wednesday night along with the last episode of "Desperate Housewives" plus it's the British Soap Awards - the actual show took place on saturday - most of the awards were deserved but Antony Cotton was named best actor for playing Sean in Coronation Street, that is such a joke!, he plays himself!, he was the same in Queer as folk and is the same in interviews and regular tv. I know it's not the most prolific awards show going but it should be at least based on talent but then again Mitchell and Webb did win Best Comedy at the BAFTA's over Catherine Tate so maybe the whole world has gone mad and forgot to memo me about it.

xx

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Life is totally licking my ass this week!! I honestly am such a happy chicken today!! An age ago i mentioned that i was claiming my bank charges back from the last 6 years. Well yesterday they got back to me with an offer - a very good offer, we are talking thousands!! so i urge you to claim back too! its not that much of a hassle and the end result means i can have a massive holiday, move back north of the river, get new clothes and get mash up along the way!!

Now i thought our version of Big Brother was pretty bad but i think Australia have gone way too far this time. One of the contestants father's died a week ago and they still have not told her!! Apparently the family have said that it would spoil her experience - missing her own father's funeral!!! I think it's just about one of the most disgusting things ever!!

I am off to see the sublime Rufus Wainwright this weekend, He is doing a week long residency at the Old Vic Theatre. This will be my 3rd Rufus show. He is spectacular live and has a well of charisma on stage, He is also as gay as a harness which helps!

So this weekend is a Bank Holiday and my plans are all a bit random but no doubt fun will be had!! friends will be seen and beer will be drank! I also treated myself to the new albums from Bjork, Tori Amos and Rufus yesterday so my ipod is full of new fabulousness!

THE IMAGINARY MEN OF PIPPY'S BOUDOIR!

Well i have been filling up my boudoir for a long time now and have resisted putting this guy in as its all a bit obvious really but i found 2 pics of him that gave me a slight sticky feeling in the pant region so thought what the hell - its time to prize my legs apart and let his bang bang squirter do the talking!! The lovely David Beckham!





Have a shiny weekend

xx

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

The sky is clouding over, lightning cracks the atmosphere as ravens circle ahead! it's a dark day in the world of pop and i for one dont think any of our lives will be the same EVER again! Liberty X have split up! No more inter - racial pop ditties, no more harking back to the days where junkie jess admitted her drug ridden past (she always had the teeth of a pavement botherer!) - i just can't see any point in going on! I do of course jest - i could not give 2 shivering shits and look forward to one or all of them serving me a nice cool pint of sambuca in soho within the month.

As i mentioned the other day, Jodie Marsh has been auditioning men for the role of her husband but allegedly at the london leg of her audition tour only 2 guys showed up and one of them was pissed! Not sure when the next leg is, she prefers to keep her legs as far apart as possible.

I went to see the lovely Jake Gyllenhaal in his new flick "Zodiac" the other night. It's directed by David Fincher whose previous work includes Seven and Fight Club. The film is based on the true story of a serial killer in the 60's and 70's in San Francisco who went by the name of Zodiac. Although i did enjoy the film, it was all a bit of an anti climax because basically they never caught the killer so you know that the film is not going to be resolved but it does reach a suitable end. On the plus side Jake does spend a lot of the film running around in the rain so even though horrific murders are happening left, right and centre you can still drool at a dripping wet Jake!

Just thought i would let you all know that i am gay - shocked? nah i didn't think so but apparently it's in the news that Kevin Spacey is preparing to reveal to the world that he occassionally lifts shirts. I am sure there is a deaf, blind,mute person in alabama who is reeling at this revelation.

xx

Monday, May 21, 2007

It's Monday and i am awake! Yes at long last i have managed to have a weekend of relative sobriety! Managed to catch up with Tony, Anna and Pete over the weekend which was all lovely, Only had a slight hangover on sunday which was fed with plenty of food and mammoth mugs of tea.

I was possibly going to go to G-A-Y club on saturday night to see Erasure and Joan Rivers - judging by the reviews on the club's website i am quite glad i didnt go. Apparently Erasure were not that great and Joan didnt realise exactly what she had been booked for.

Why oh why cant i resist reading internet spoilers for my favourite shows!! I now know what happens at the end of the current series of Ugly Betty, I wont share that information on here but lets just say the last episode sounds amazing! The show is getting loads better and the performances are outstanding.

As many of you will know by now i love love love awards shows, so last night i curled up on the sofa to watch the BAFTA TV awards. Graham Norton was hosting and actually did an admirable job - way better than Jonathan Ross at The BAFTA film awards! There were quite a few shocks throughout the night. Casualty beating the major soaps, Liz Smith and Catherine Tate both losing out in the comedy categories, the amazing Planet Earth not winning anything! It was great to see Victoria Wood picking up 2 awards for her exceptional "Housewife 49" drama. The beautiful Richard Armitage presented an award looking gorgeous in his suit and yet still deliciously rugged with his long hair (which is that length whilst he is filming Robin Hood) i did notice that he was sat next to a male peroxide nightmare - does he dance at my end of the ballroom? He keeps his cards very close to his chest regarding relationships which is usually code for secretive bum bandits.]

Really great to see Richard Curtis get the fellowship award! There are bits of his work that i cant stand (Mr Bean!!!) but Blackadder was simply genius, The Vicar of Dibley was always good for a laugh and his films are cheesy but great for a sunday afternoon, of course Richard Curtis is also the founder of Comic Relief which has so far raised over £300 million for projects in the UK and Africa. A great man who simply wants to keep people happy and entertained. His speech was fantastic - praising the overwhelming power of television and saying that if MP's watched more TV they might have more of a clue of what is going on in the world around them, sadly MP's only turn on the TV to watch themselves so no wonder they think everything is so bloody awful! well said!!

I am quietly excited at the news that broke over the weekend - The Spice Girls are rumoured to be back in the recording studio!!! Baby and Ginger spice were papped outside their old producers house in Brighton! Apparently there may well be a reunion at Xmas!

Heard a great new song by Kate Nash at the weekend, it's her new single called "Foundations" - check it out

To cheer up this dreary monday here is a classic Golden Girls clip!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOhgEFXf0_c

Enjoy!!

xx

Friday, May 18, 2007




THE IMAGINARY MEN OF PIPPY'S BOUDOIR

Well something is wrong with the blog today. I cant seem to put my pictures where i want to!! Anyway here is the stunning star of this week's boudoir - Paul Walker!. There is little more i can say than just yum!! There are times when he can look quite bad but this is certainly not one of them!!

So it's friday again and this week has flown by!! Had a lovely evening last night courtesy of Camilla! Gorgeous Dinner, It's rare that i do that whole eating thing but when it's good, it's great.

Madonna has written a song for the Live Earth Show in July. It's called "Hey You" and it hate to say this but it's a tad disappointing. Pharrell Williams has produced the track and i was half expecting some funked up piece of magic kissing my ears but instead it's all a bit hippy dippy. Anyway you can download the track for free here

http://liveearth.msn.com/green/Madonnadownload

Plans for the weekend are a bit hazy, I need to get up to date with my cinema going and catch up with a few peeps. Am sure it will be muchos funos!!

Have fun people

xx

Thursday, May 17, 2007


What did i say yesterday about Jodie Marsh going out wearng nothing but a "Make Poverty History" band? Just call me mystic pippy!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Anyone else smell desperate?

If you have been reading this blog for longer than a day you will know that i am totally celebrity obsessed, it's a bit of a dirty word these days "celebrity" - it is now associated with total insignificants like Coleen Mcloughlin, Ingrid Tarrant and Abi Titmuss. It hit the news this week that Coleen is launching her own perfume. Desperate would be the scent i would name after all 3 of these women - the only smell they exude is the rancid stench of their fugly partners sex sweat!! Wayne "oink oink" rooney, Chris " so fugly i would even barf chocolate back up" Tarrant and John "my mini mimsy botherer has been in more stinky holes than a pot holer" Leslie. Get a real job girls and stop acting like you are someone, no one knows or cares what you do. I pray for the day that a bouncer actually says to one of them "no, i dont know who you are so get off my ankle!"

Speaking of total loser's - Jodie Marsh is scrabbling around chinawhite's and the embassy club praying that some poor deluded paparazzi guy mistakenly takes a picture of her. She is now taking part in a show on MTV to audition guys to be her husband. She obviously got up one day this week and tucked into a nice steaming hot bowl of crazy! Honey!! it's a bad sign when you have to persuade a TV channel to make a show about you so that other desperate wannabe's (who dont love you!) can marry you, do a photoshoot for OK! magazine, no doubt you will have the poor guys name tattooed on your forehead and then he will sell a story to the daily star for £75 about how you were a bit of a munter and would insist on going out wearing a "make poverty history" band over your mimsy and nothing else.

Take a look in the mirror Jodie - beneath the make up and the fake tan and the base make up and the base foundation - there must be a part of you that realises that there are better things in life.

xx

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Paris is burning

Ah Poor Paris Hilton - it just goes from tragic to magic! She had a lawsuit filed against her by some Z-list actress called Zeta Graff for $10 Million, Apparently Paris spread a few rumours about Ms Graff that ended up in the New York Post. However, Paris' Dr has said that she is too "emotionally distraught" to go through a civil trial. This is my favourite quote though - He has also said that Paris is "not capable of any meaningful participation" - yeah to society! God she struts round with her mobile clamped to her ear - i am sure the person on the other end is saying "right, left, right, left , she thinks she struts like a supermodel but actually looks like she has gone minge first into a bollard! Don't worry Paris - you are still in the running to becoming America's next top muppet.

So i was sat on the train this morning, Listening to a little bit of Maria Callas because i am too gay to function and i picked up that forward thinking, groundbreaking paper - The Metro, there was an article in there about some 12 year old girl and her grandparents suing the Chicago board of Education because the girl's teacher showed the class "Brokeback Mountain". They are claiming that the girl suffered "psychological distress" and they are demanding $500,000 dollars. Ok it was a bit of a blunder to show the film to 12 year olds but psychological distress?? $500,000?? In a world where kids can access the internet and see sex and violence freely - is a film about 2 men falling in love that damaging?

Just been flicking through Heat Mag, not too bad this week actually apart from all the beach snaps of celebs. Great to see that Michael Parkinson will be having a little gay pride festival on his show - his guests on saturday are the wonderful, fascinating and hilarious Stephen Fry, The truly evil Joan Rivers, Queen of the mash up George Michael and (lets hope they get back on form soon , the new album is a snoozeville) The Scissor Sisters.

Lindsay Lohan has been spotted canoodling with Calum Best, I really don't get why he is such a heartthrob - he reminds me of the guy in school who used to hang round with all the hot guys just praying that being with them would make him hot too. I just don't see it myself but then again Lohan is so out of it all the time i can only assume it's a case of beer goggle hell!!

xx

Monday, May 14, 2007

Euroblah

So it's over for another year! Personally i don't like Eurovision - i dont think the songs ever represent their countries in the way they should and it is all pathetic anyway due to the obvious political voting. Thanks though to Oliver, Rui and his mates for plying me with drink on saturday night so i could make it through. The party was in Uxbridge and there was lots of gorge food and drink but having a hangover and making it back from there on a dreary sunday morning was far from fun. Uxbridge shopping centre - compararble to an explosion at Kerry Katona's wedding - vile!!

Every week you read reports in the press on the huge increase in obesity in young people and everyone blames everyone else, parents blame schools, schools blame parents and everyone blames blatant junk food advertising and availability - after spending time in Uxbridge shopping centre i would also pop a little blame on the designer who though it would be a good idea to put wheels on kid's trainers! how lazy do you have to be? chavs on casters! what is the world coming to? is this the future? what will happen at the olympics? all those promising athletes at the starting line checking that the red lights in their soles are flashing, the wheels are down - on your marks, get set, go! innit.

After getting back from Uxbridge i had the laziest day ever, flopped on my bed staring at my shelves of DVD''s waiting for one to spring out at me - and then to my delight and surprise i discovered my 2 series of "Spaced" simply on of the best comedies ever!! i literally watched nearly every episode and it really brightened up my day - if you have never seen it, i am sure you can get the dvd's for a bargain - Simon Pegg and Jessica Stevenson at their best!!

xx

Friday, May 11, 2007

Now i dont particularly like Natasha Bedingfield, Her face is not unlike a horse's and i did do a little jig of glee when i heard her single "I Bruise Easily. As we all know where Madonna leads other female singers follow. Don't think we cant see you in the 3rd row taking notes! put your pen and paper away Ms Minogue! But Ms Bedingfield shame on you!! get your own album cover



I see that diminutive diva Prince is performing 21 concerts in London over the summer and to ensure that everyone can afford to go tickets will be priced £31.21. He has said it will be the "last" time he will be performing his greatest hits - he has found god ya see and wants to go off travelling and reading the bible but i bet after 5 days he is begging for the new Harry Potter book! I went to see Prince years ago when he was merely known as symbol and i have to say he was a tad bit crap - he dragged each song out for 10 minutes and it all got a bit dull.

I cant really do my blog this week without mentioning Tony Blair. He is stepping down on the 27th June and for the next 5 weeks the press are going to be pulling his last 10 years to pieces, looking at the legacy he is leaving with us. Speaking as a gay i have to say that although Blair has made many mistakes, he has done a HUGE amount for lesbian, gay ans bisexual people and this cannot go ignored. The equalisation of the age of consent, the legislation around provision of goods and services, the repeal of section 28, the end of the military ban and of course the introduction of civil partnerships - for these changes i for one am truly grateful. I cant quite believe it's been 10 years - i remember when Labour came into power - that night i was working behind the bar at Sheffield University Students Union - how things have changed!!

On to more pressing issues now - "Hollyoaks" - there long running gay storyline is again hotting up. Gay boy John Paul is about to get it on with his fantasy piece and i thought i was all set for a conversion storyline, ya know the usual gay boy gets straoght boy drunk and puts his hand in his pants but no apparently it is going to be quite the opposite - straighty is going to lead all the way!! Check it out on wednesday



Now i again feel a fool, a couple of weeksago i said i was going to show you new pics of my top 5 entries into Pippy's Boudoir but due to alcohol pickling my liver and brain i like totally forgot so here we go its -

THE TOP 5 IMAGINARY MEN OF PIPPY'S BOUDOIR!

Squeezing his way in at no.5 is that brit beefcake Philip Olivier - i could literally spend a whole day just discovering his arms!!

Popping up at no.4 is the delightful dancing machine that is Justin Timberlake

Parking his love pump in my special place at No.3 is Jakey!!

He was 1st in the boudoir and has an ass like 2 scoops of butter pecan ice cream - it's Chris Meloni

At No.1 - it's my new perfect man!! If anyone knows a gay boy like this please let me know! it's that diamond geezer Danny Dyer!!

Have a eurovisiontastic weekend

xx


Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Wicked is mental!!!

Last night i went to see the west end musical and broadway smash "Wicked" - it's a musical based on the 2 witches from the Wizard of Oz and explores why one was good and one was bad. Thankfully i had managed to blag a free ticket as i dont think i would have paid the usual west end price to see this. The stage set was amazing and there was always something captivating to grab your attention. I just wish i could say the same for the story and the music. It took me a good while to work out what was going on and the songs seemed to lack any type of chorus. The performances were good, it's just a shame that Adam Garcia's trousers were not slightly tighter.

My weekend was quite quiet which is probably a good thing, Lots of chilling out at home and rather sedate bbq's with mates. I have started this week feeling relatively refreshed which never happens. Highlights of the weekend include the news that my mate Pete has bought a flat!!! I aint seen it yet but apparently it is lush! Went to 2 lovely bbq's - one at Kaz's and one at Amy and soon to be Oliver's house - both lovely, great food, great company and lots of drink! Monday night was the Sniffle Brothers gig at the Comedy Pub which was fantastic and it seemed that most people there had come specially to see the Sniffles!

So Paris Hilton is begging Arnie Schwarznegger to appeal her sentencing for driving when she was banned. The posting on her myspace page is really quite hilarious - i think she could make a great fictional writer! It states she should be spared the 45 days in jail because she "brings beauty and excitement to people's otherwise mundane lives" The petition also states that Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite...she provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. Oh for god's sake lock her up - why should "celeb's" get away with blatantly breaking the law?

Well my ipod is back with me and i could not be happier!! They could not fix my old one so i got a spankingly sexy brand new one. Now i am back to mincing my way around London - am on a bit of an R'n'B vibe this week - loving the new Kelly Rowland featuring Eve single!! Also Orange sent me my new phone yesterday - it is very sexy, its mirrored so it doubles as a phone and a compact! I was amazed when i called Orange, i got through straight away to this guy who had obviously been on intense customer service training the day before, he was almost too helpful! Anyway i now i have a lush free upgrade and he has managed to put me on a tariff which will half my monthly bills - more money for mash up!

Laters

xx

Friday, May 04, 2007

Oh thank the lord - it's friday and it's a bank holiday!!

Went out last night to the Eurovision night at the Retro Bar - as i have said before i am not a huge eurovision fan but thought what the hell!! Last night they were showing all the entries to this years contest on the big screen. I hate hate hate to say this but some of them were actually ok in a limp wrist dancing on a podium drinking vodka and red bull sort of way. The UK entry is the campest thing i have ever heard but i do think it fits in rather well.

I sometimes get carried away on this blog, I find it a lot easier to get my feelings out through writing than actually sitting down face to face with someone and spilling my guts. I have left people out this week so once again i apologise. I am feeling a lot more positive now even though i have NO plans for this weekend. I am free as a bird until monday evening - i am off to see the marvellous Sniffle Brothers playing at the comedy pub in Leicester Square. I find it hard to describe their sound but my friend Dan has put it rather well -

"For those of you who don't know them, the Snifflebrothers are my mates Chris and James playing some comedy songs on an acoustic guitar and doing silly lyrics or silly cover versions. Interspersed with some very beautiful and excellent songs of their own too.

All extremely fun and they tend to win over any crowd they play to, including a recent scary gig at an Irish pub up in north London with scary hecklers who ended up clapping and singing along. They’ve rapidly ascended from putting on their own nights with and for mates to being booked for central London venues; they’re playing Comedy Store in Leicester Sq this Monday".

I may spend the weekend filling my ipod up again - i got an email from Apple saying it is on it's way back to me!! How good is that? if only i could do my banking and dating with these people!!

THE IMAGINARY MEN OF PIPPY'S BOUDOIR!

Recently i have discovered the genius show that is "Grey's Anatomy" - it has made sunday nights worthwhile again!! It also helps that there are some major hottie's in the show. So today i am spoiling myself for the bank holiday with a tv medical drama 3 way!! First up is Patrick Dempsey!! Her used to be in lots of films in the 80's and i can remember drooling over him then but he has improved with age and in last weeks episode when he asked his wife if she wanted some hot sex - i was screaming "BITCH" at the TV wishing it was me

Secondly the muscle in the show is Eric Dane, he has smouldering good lucks and as you can see in the bottom pic he is not afraid to shed his clothes in the name of art! Third and final dr.hot is Justin Chambers - his character in the show is a total asshole! i loathe him but then he smiles and all is forgiven. Catch the show at 8pm, Sundays Channel 5.

Enjoy the Bank Holiday

xx

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Well i went out with work last night to the Royal Vauxhall Tavern for their "Brou ha ha" comedy night, it was so good!! Hosted by Zoe Lyons - a fiercely funny lesbian comedienne who introduced 3 great stand up acts - Sarah Millican, a geordie lass with some of the most innapropriate jokes i have heard in a long time, her line about why we have flavoured condoms was fantastic "lets face it the only flavour you want is cock flavour or failing that greggs pasty flavour!"! Andrew Bird - a rather laddy guy who was hysterical and managed to be a big straight bloke and not be offensive and finally Jo Enwright a mini stand up whose jokes about mothers who shop in Lidl and Aldi with children with names like Ciabatta and Chardonnay - well she had me in stitches!!

I hear rumours that Jamelia has been dropped by her record label, Her latest album is not a patch on the last one but a couple of the singles have been really good, It just seems ridiculous that this has happened, There is no doubt that she is one of the UK's best female artists but i guess in the age of downloading, record companies are not making the money they used to. I just hope she gets signed again soon and gets some better material out there.

Madonna's hair is confusing me this week!! It turns out that the pic i posted earlier this week was simply our gracious leader with her hair tied back!! i feel a fool.

One of London's major gay clubs "Fire" was raided at the weekend for drugs and the men in there were turfed out by police and photographed in groups of 3. Apparently an under cover operation had been going on for 3 months to ascertain whether drugs were being dealt on the premises. I have been to Fire before and it took me about 4 seconds to work that one out, what have they been doing for 3 months?? The club is closed now til the 21st May.

Friday tomorrow thank the lord!! this week has dragged on longer than the spice girls reunion rumours!

xx

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

I am one fickle gay boy!!

I fall in and out of love with my divas on a regular basis, The main culprits are J-LO and Mariah! One week i am dancing to "Waiting for Tonight", the next i am slagging her off for going all spanish on my ass and marrying a skeleton.

I have just done a search on my blog and i have been well nasty to Amy Winehouse!! I can now officially say that i love her and this time i aint changing my mind, I have tried but i literally cannot stop listening to both her albums. She has had several live shows on TV recently and they have just been fantastic. Her voice is so amazing and she makes it all look so effortless.

I am feeling loads better today!! The weather has finally lifted my legs and spirits in the air. I have also started to notice that io have a severe case of cock fever!! No, dont worry i am not a mass of weeping sores!! I mean that feeling that hits me everyone once in a while where pretty much every man i see is attractive! It's the weather it brings the hotties out of the woodwork, I walked past a guy with his shirt off the other day and nearly concussed myslelf on a post box!!

So naughty Lord Browne lied in court about how he met his gay lover and is now in quite a pickle!! What a bitch his lover is though!! He gets a kept existence including paid accomodation, clothing and travels around the world and then the skank shops him!! how buggin is that? - as you can tell i have my finger on the pulse of current affairs

I got the new "SEX" edition of Attitude Magazine today and there are so many good albums out in the next month!! The genius that is Mr. Rufus Wainwright releases his album "Release the Stars" on the 14th May also out this month albums from Bjork, Beverley Knight and the Manics. Tori Amos released her album on monday but i have not been able to get to a shop to buy it!!! Will be hotfooting it to town tomorrow though!!

God that was a dull blog!! Better luck tomorrow eh!!

xx

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

I have been thinking quite a lot about relationships recently and questioning how i approach them and how others maintain them. After having a dry spell of epic proportions - things are beginning to look up. Dates have been set up and the next couple of weeks look set to be decidedly pleasurable.

I discussed my attitude to relationships with a friend at the weekend, describing how i approach something as simple as a date with question after question in my head, "why did he ask me out?" "what does he want?" "where is this going?". I never say this to the guy i am dating, i just drive myself slowly insane with my mental dilemma's. The friend i was discussing this with said that he did exactly the same thing, just to add that at the moment we are both single so it seem obvious that this approach is not working.

I doubt that it is attractive to other guys, Even though i never mention it, my anxiety must sweat out of me in a series of startled expressions and furtive glances. Where does this questioning negativity come from? All in all my long term relationships in the past have gone well, i am still friends with the majority of my ex's which in one sense is a good thing but also does it mean that i am hanging onto the past hoping that one of them will turn around crying that they still love me and admit to making a terrible mistake?

The past is to be celebrated, it has given me memories, experiences and stories that will last me a long time. The future has never been scary to me before. I have grasped onto challenges with grit and determination, moving to cities on my own, trying new things and letting people into my life, but this next year is really quite different i feel that it's time for my work to move in a different direction, I have been working in my particular field for 14 years and thats long enough for anyone. There is little room for negotiation where i am right now and so it's either going to be a total change in this country or seeing if i can tackle this work abroad.

If i do stay in this beautiful city i will need to move out of my flat too, South London is ok but it's no match for north of the river where my heart and most of my friends are. These changes mean i am feeling unsettled, would it be a good idea to look for a relationship now? If i meet someone, i meet someone and if something develops there really is not much i can do about it but one things for sure the next 12 months are going to be interesting and challenging.

I believe this is why i have been a bit out of sorts recently. My head and my heart keep disagreeing and i am stuck in the middle not knowing which way to turn. I hope i don't sound like a total drama queen - it's healthy to do this every once in a while. I have been a bit crap with a few of my friends lately, not returning calls, disappearing for days on end but stick with me - i am just having a bit of thinking time and i am sure normal service will be resumed shortly.

xx


Hey,


Feeling slightly better today - the weather does help! I had a night in last night and caught up on my weekend tv! - Ugly Betty is getting better thanks to the amazing Mark Indelicato who plays Betty's delightfully camp nephew Justin - His version of "Good Morning Baltimore" was fabulous, I recently saw him being interviewed on "The View" and lets just say that boy is not acting, well not straight acting anyway! How cool is it though to have a child in a show who is pretty effeminate and his mother not only accepts it but celebrates it!


My other TV joy at the moment is the amazing "Grey's Anatomy" - If only i had got into this series sooner!! I feel the need to get the box set! The writing, acting and music are all amazing and i certainly dont have a problem with all the cast being stupidly good looking, like many other great american drama's it does not matter if you have not seen it before, each episode stands alone and its pretty easy to catch up.


MADONNA HAIR ALERT!


Madonna was papped in London at the weekend fresh from her trip to Malawi sporting a new do, The jury is out on this one, like the colour but not sure about the cut, What do you think?



I usually despair when i have to contact any kind of customer service - Natwest wont talk to you unless you have set up telephone banking which involves the simple procedure of a half an hour check on all your details over the phone, then they send you a form, you fill it in send it back and register and then you can speak to a human being - convenient!


Orange are the worst, i cant remember the last time i spoke to a human being at Orange - am still in shock at the time i called and automated voice woman said that my call was very important and would be answered in 56 minutes - frightfully helpful!


As you know my beloved ipod died last week and my heart sank at the traumas i would go through before i could hear sweet sweet music again. All i can say is Apple i love you! I just had to fill in my details on their support site, they sent me packaging this morning to send my ipod in for a service, a lovely man from UPS has just picked it up and it should be back with me by this time next week! Orange and Natwest take note - your customers should really be important to you and the amounti am paying on my phone bill and my bank charges means you should be placing your lips in kissing position right on my ass!


xx